Author Topic: Tips for sleeping  (Read 3352 times)

Guys can anyone think of some ways to fall asleep, Im going back to school and i just cant fall asleep when I need too :c

It's a good idea to close your eyes and breathe calmly.

Get a wrench, and whack yourself in the head until you get the desired result.


I usually Take a half of a pill called Melatonin, Puts ya right to sleep guarenteed

Get a wrench, and whack yourself in the head until you get the desired result.
Really? How did I know I was going to get stuff like this.

Take a half cup of bleach, and half cup of ammonia and mix them together.  Breath in the vapors for about 5-7 mintues and voila its sleepy tiem.

Close eyes
Avoid sleeping next to sharp knives
Sleeping in rooms polluted by poisonous gasses may be dangerous.
Birds may fly in and peck you to death, Make sure windows are closed.

Get a grandfather clock and a can of varnish. Lock yourself in a garage and get a paint brush. Brush the grandfather clock with varnish until you are delirious and become unconscious, thus dreaming about Whack-a-Mole.

Close eyes
Avoid sleeping next to sharp knives
Sleeping in rooms polluted by poisonous gasses may be dangerous.
Birds may fly in and peck you to death, Make sure windows are closed.

That.. That made me laugh..

Close eyes
Avoid sleeping next to sharp knives
Sleeping in rooms polluted by poisonous gasses may be dangerous.
Birds may fly in and peck you to death, Make sure windows are closed.
That doesn't mean they are.

Get a grandfather clock and a can of varnish. Lock yourself in a garage and get a paint brush. Brush the grandfather clock with varnish until you are delirious and become unconscious, thus dreaming about Whack-a-Mole.
I HAVE PROPANE IN MY URETHRA

Get a grandfather clock and a can of varnish. Lock yourself in a garage and get a paint brush. Brush the grandfather clock with varnish until you are delirious and become unconscious, thus dreaming about Whack-a-Mole.
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« Last Edit: September 07, 2010, 12:02:55 AM by ryu hayabusa »


Close eyes.




Or dont go to sleep at all  :cookieMonster: