Get a wrench, and whack yourself in the head until you get the desired result.
Close eyesAvoid sleeping next to sharp knivesSleeping in rooms polluted by poisonous gasses may be dangerous.Birds may fly in and peck you to death, Make sure windows are closed.
Get a grandfather clock and a can of varnish. Lock yourself in a garage and get a paint brush. Brush the grandfather clock with varnish until you are delirious and become unconscious, thus dreaming about Whack-a-Mole.
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