Jake the wannabe bounty hunter. GIANT DRAGON BOSSFIGHT OMGWTFBBQ!!!!

[Squiggles]

No more updates till tomorrow.

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[masterockets]

Damn, I was hoping for a bridge or something that you can drive them off of or something

[Squiggles]

Think that Ty and Harbo are the Team rocket of this. They'll show-up throughout the story.

[Squiggles]

Btw I'm taking commands now.

[Menen]

Steal Truck

[Squiggles]

Steal Truck

You step into the truck.

Gorge: Alright now where to go..? Wait, I don't have any keys
???: *Lare Groan*

Location: Outside, inside a truck.
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased??) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked)
Hunger: Snackish
Bladder: 3 quarters full.
Mood: Fulfilled.
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord.

Btw. Here is a map of The East.

[Menen]

Go to town

[Squiggles]

Go to town

You enter town.

Little Boy: Hi my name is Timmy! What's yours??

What to reply??
Location: Circle City
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased??) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked) Little Timmy (Stranger)
Hunger: Snackish
Bladder: 3 quarters full.
Mood: Fulfilled.
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord.

[masterockets]

Tell him "If you go into the woods, I'll give you 10$"
or ask him for food, if he doesn't comply knock the stuff out of him

[Squiggles]

Tell him "If you go into the woods, I'll give you 10$"

Gorge: Hi little boy
Timmy: Hiya!
Gorge: Here's ten bucks go into the woods and go get my puppy okay?
Timmy: DAD!!!! STRANGER DANGER

Jakems: HEY! Who do you  think you are!!
Gorge: Uhh......
Jakems: Son go home. I'm gonna beat this guy up.
Timmy: Kay daddy.

Combat.
Like the agent. Pick a number 1-10 if the number that it spins is at least 2 or 1 numbers away you get a perfect. 3 numbers away you get a normal shot. Anything past that will be a miss. Also post what weapon you're using. Weapons located in inventory.

If an opponent is about to attack, I will ask Odd or Even. If you pick the right one they will miss. If you pick odd but it's Even or you pick Even and it's odd you pick a number 1-10 and if the number is normal you will counter. If it's perfect you will preform a counter-finish.
Location: Circle City
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased??) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked) Little Timmy (Stranger) Jakems (Disliked)
Hunger: Snackish
Bladder: 3 quarters full.
Mood: Angry
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord, fists

[Squiggles]

Also post what weapon you're using for an attack. Weapons located in Inventory.

[masterockets]

Just asking, can you make a flail out of the cord, rocks, and makeshift sword?
Edit: Like this?
it's tied on

[Squiggles]

No, you have no tape. 

[psycopathic clown]

Repeatedly crotch kick him, then wounder how he has a crotch. As he has no pelvis.

4

[Squiggles]

8

Miss.

ODD OR EVENSTATUS
Location: Circle City
Relationships: Mike (Best friend, deceased??) Harbo (Stranger) Ty (Disliked) Little Timmy (Stranger) Jakems (Disliked)
Hunger: Snackish
Bladder: 3 quarters full.
Mood: Angry
Inventory: Makeshift sword, 5 throwin' rocks that mike had, Lamp, cord, fists.