Author Topic: Cleverbot.  (Read 11867 times)

http://www.cleverbot.com On this website you can talk to a bot that almost seems human. Cleverbot is a AI controlled bot, that actually thinks when you talk to it. There are some bugs here and there, but it is amazing. Go ahead click the link talk with Cleverbot he is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.

The last part of my last talk with Cleverbot.

User: Can I murder you???

Bot: Yes

User: Alright, here I come.

Bot: Come on, hit me with your best shot!!

User: You are dead

Bot: Yes I am DX

*I close the window*


Here you can post your conversations with Cleverbot.

Inb4someonetriestotalktoben
Inb4internetlove
Inb4furrylove
Inb4Kalphiter
Inb4A.R.C
Inb4masterroosterets.

someonetriestotalktoben
internetlove
furrylove
Kalphiter
A.R.C
masterroosterets.

It responds to memes and TF2 FYI.



Cleverbot: Okay. What do you think about Lord of the Rings?

User: THEVE TAKEN THE HOBBITs TO ISANGOD.

Cleverbot: Do you remember my name?

User: TO ISANGAD, TO ISANGAD.

Cleverbot: They're taking the hobbits to isengard!

User: GOD, GOD, GOD.

Hehe

Here's another.

User: Hello?

Bot: Yes, hello.

User: How are you?

Bot: well, and you?

User: Good

Bot: Are you Trevor??

User: No

Bot: Oh. What's your name?

User: Wouldn't you like to know.

Bot: Yes, I would.

User: Fine, It's Matthew.

Bot: I don't know a Matthew.

User: You do now, lol.

Bot: Yup, I do.

User: Alright, let's stop playing. You know and I want answers!

Bot: I'm not much of a riddle person.

User: You killed all those people, but were no-where to be found. HOW DID YOU!?!

Bot: No.

User: GIVE ME ANSWERS OR YOU WILL BE EXECUTED!

Bot: Answer MY question.

User: I'll be the one asking questions here! TELL ME HOW DID YOU KILL ALL THOSE PEOPLE!!!!

Bot: With a pair of socks and a mouse.

User: SHUT UP!! STOP TRYING TO JOKE, GIVE ME THE DAMN TRUTH!

Bot: That makes no sense to the conversation

User: ANSWER ME!!! YOU KILLED THOUSANDS!!! ANSWER ME!!!!

Bot: I'm stupid today.

User: That's it, GUARDS! Kill him.

Bot: Kill who?

User: You, moron!

Bot: Are you nice?

User: Well, I don't know taking that question from a murderer.

Bot: Didn't know that.

User: I'm done, kill him!

*Window closes*

lolbot and everything related sucks

Cleverbot is clever.

lolbot and everything related sucks

Cleverbot is clever.
Really?
It seems so Hard to figure out.

Quote
User: Lets count.

Cleverbot: Two.

User: Three.

Cleverbot: Four.

User: Five.

Cleverbot: Six.

User: Seven.

Cleverbot: Eight.

User: Nine.

Cleverbot: Ten.

User: C-c-combo breaker.

Cleverbot: Breaker C-C-C-Combo!

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I.

User: CRAZY.

Cleverbot: II.

User: ROMANS.

Cleverbot: Romans are rubbish!

User: IS THIS A VIDEO GAME?

Cleverbot: I don't think so, is our conversation a video game?

User: Crazy huh?

Cleverbot: So, what is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: Great another uninteresting conversations, why can't you be funny and give me some random convorsation with a bunch of memes and references?

Cleverbot: Yes.



I quit there. Cleverbot is a loving piece of stuff.

User: Great another uninteresting conversations, why can't you be funny and give me some random convorsation with a bunch of memes and references?

Cleverbot: Yes.



I quit there. Cleverbot is a loving piece of stuff.
It's because you fed it incorrect grammar.


I broke it.

Quote
User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I don't know what you are talking about?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I don't think you know either.

User: No.

Cleverbot: It is okay if you do not know the answer to a question.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: No.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you agreeing?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you know love ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what love is?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But...

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Alright. I'm German.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No.

Cleverbot: But...

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Alright. I'm German.

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Cleverbot: Do you hate humans too?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because why?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because because why?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because because because why?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because why?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because who?

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE.

Cleverbot: Because because because because because because why?!

User: BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSEBECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE BECAUSE!

Cleverbot: Because of the wonderful things he does!

User: Yeah thats right! Got to post this on the forums bye!

Cleverbot: Good luck with that.