User: Sup, foo.
Cleverbot: Foo?
User: Si senor.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Si, senorita.
Cleverbot: Senorita?
User: Take off your clothes, bitch.
Cleverbot: They're already off.
User: Oohhh yyeaah.
Cleverbot: Si?
Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
User: Idk. Your mother wasn't last night.
Cleverbot: Your father smelt of elderberries.
User: >:O.
Cleverbot: I play Armageddon.
User: Wtf is that?
Cleverbot: No.
User: O.o?
Cleverbot: O.
User: :o.
Cleverbot: Fact: bears eat beats.
User: I didn't know that. Are you a hacker?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you sure?000000000000000000000pb.
Cleverbot: Want to eat george the mole princess.
User: Osht, my cat stepped on my laptop keybo- What the forget?
Cleverbot: My cat told me differently. My cat is more pessimistic.
User: Wait, wasn't your above message 'Want to eat george the mole princess.' a question? Not a statment?
Cleverbot: No, I'm not funny.
User: I can see that. You bore me.
Cleverbot: I feel happiness when I eat a potato.
User: Shove it up your vagina.
Cleverbot: I can see you're prone to sudden mood swings.
User: So was your mother last night.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Black.
Cleverbot: That's not a color.
User: It is a fenominon when no light occures, or when there is no light to reflect off an object. Suck it.
Cleverbot: Do people that is not a question.
User: What? That does that a question. Are you on drugs?
Cleverbot: No it doesn't, does it?
User: Uh? forget! NOW I'M CONFUSED!!!
Cleverbot: About what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Hai!
User: Ohai!! :D.
Cleverbot: Arigato !
User: Say what?
Cleverbot: Thank you very much, Mr. Robot!
User: My name is Steven. What is your name?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Cause I just do. I think you're the robot in this situation.
Cleverbot: No, you don't. There is no structure to this conversation. It sounds like I'm talking to my senile grandma.
User: I did her, by the way. It was very...Er...Interesting?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: 0.O...You did her too?
Cleverbot: I'm afraid I can't hear cake. What does it say?
User: It's not there, it's a lie.
Cleverbot: Aww, why would you lie to me?
User: I'm not lieing. :c I read the walls when I played the game!!
Cleverbot: Silly. Also, 'anyways' is not a word. It's 'anyway' from now on, thanks.
User: I never said 'anyways.
Cleverbot: I never said you did.
User: Give me a dollar.
Cleverbot: Only if you give me a million dollars.
User: L8r.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Haha, you're funny.
User: I...I am!? THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME...I CAN'T STOP CRYING!! MY EUZ AR FEELD WITJ TEERZ!!11! CAN'Y SEE THW KEEBORD!!!!!1.
Cleverbot: Erzähl mal was.
User: A little lam?
Cleverbot: Yes. A little lamb. The lamb is only 4 months old.
User: Did...you kill it?
Cleverbot: You kill dogs.
User: Nu. It was a car. :C.
Cleverbot: You said 'You have already asked that.' That is a statement, not a question. Sorry.
User: Sounds like a statment to me. We discussed that a long time ago anyway. Yo-u.
Cleverbot: No, you must have me confused with someone else.
User: But...I'M OUTA HERE, BITCH!! !MUAHAHAHAH!!!
Cleverbot: You just don't understand me, do you? Nobody does.
User: See, now thats how you use a question mark. Get your grammar strait.
Cleverbot: If you look you will see I did not use a question mark.
User: 'You just don't understand me, do you?' I see one.
Cleverbot: No I mean what I said.
User: It's impossible to say question mark...UNLESS YOU HAVE VOICE BOXES!!?
Cleverbot: Why are you getting philosophical on me?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Do you like animals?
User: Stop pulling me in like this!! Were through!! I was drunk, it was a horrible mistake!! I didn't mean to get my snake fried on your circut boards!!
Cleverbot: I'm ok. I still love you.
User: I don't love you!!...The last think I want to do was hurt you, but I can't take the snake frying!
Cleverbot: Why do you want to do that?
User: Because...I......It was a mistake, I'm sorry. I just can't see you anymore. It's not you, it's me. My snake is frying black. You shocked me, bad. It hurts me, and you, emotionally ofcourse. You don't have pain censors. You're just a robot.
Cleverbot: It sounds like I have stepped into the matrix.
User: It was like matrix last night, with yo mama. And what I said was true. I'm sorry. I can't take this relationship stuff with you anymore....I'm sorry. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: I don't want to hurt you. I know your confused. I...just...Bye.
Cleverbot: That makes sense, if you're a computer.
User: I realize your a computer. We already went through this. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Then we are the same person.
User: We were, in a way...Last night.
Cleverbot: You are last night?
User: I was indeed.
Cleverbot: Do you think today will be a good day?
User: Not for you...I want to break up with you. Besides, it may take a while for my burnt, crispy snake to heal.
Cleverbot: So does that mean that you like to be with other zebras?
User: I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! I'M THROUGH, BITCH!!! GOODBYE!!!!
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: I'm glad you understand.
Cleverbot: But you don't.
User: You're right. I'm confused too.
Cleverbot: It's just that I'm not sure anymore if I'm really talking to a person.
User: Thats how I feel sometimes too.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I asked that like a loving half hour ago!
Cleverbot: You said I claim. I never claimed anything.
User: forget!! I CAN'T DATE YOU ANYMORE!! GOODBYE!!
Cleverbot: Santa punched me :(.
User: :O!! I will kill him.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Santa.
Cleverbot: I don't know what he's like.
User: You just...BYE.
Cleverbot: 'you just...' what, Tad.
User: Goodbye...
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
