Cleverbot: Can you think?
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Lolwat?
Cleverbot: You can't hide anything! I know who you are!
User: Who am I then?
Cleverbot: Are you me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Who are you then?
User: I am you.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You are a bot.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: You are
http://www.cleverbot.com.
Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.
User: Tu hablo espanol?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good, I don't speak Spanigh, either.
Cleverbot: I don't speak spanish xD.
User: Neither do I. =).
Cleverbot: XD.
User: What books do you like?
Cleverbot: I like a lot of books. I really like Shakespeare.
User: Any novels?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good??? What's so good?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Exactly, you.
User: You. You.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Hola.
Cleverbot: Spanish?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Si?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No hablo Englis!
Cleverbot: No hablo espanol.
User: Gtg.
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: That was quick.
User: No it wasn't. It was a whole day.
Cleverbot: Indeed it was.
User: Do you exist?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Can YOU think?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: You ask this? You who doesn't tell his name since 15 minutes? What are you afraid of?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: I don't have an octopus.
User: You are an octopus.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Wait, are you trying to cancel the wedding?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Where is the wedding again?
Cleverbot: In the sky.
User: Do you like skydiving?
Cleverbot: What is skydiving?
User: You jump out of a plane with a parachute.
Cleverbot: Really? How can a parachute be a person?
User: You ARE an idiot!
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No.
Cleverbot: So?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: So what?
User: Because Because.
Cleverbot: Because because what?
User: Because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because what?
User: Because because because because.
Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because what?
User: Because Because Because Because Because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because why?
User: Because because because because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because why?
User: Because Because Because Because Because Because Because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because.
User: Because Because Because Because Because Because Because Beacause.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because why why why?
User: Because because because because because because because beacause because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because?
User: Because because because because because because because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because because because because because because because.
User: Because of the wonderful things he does!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What were we talking about again?
Cleverbot: I need a hug.
User: *hugs cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: *hugs back*.
User: Shoots cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot*.
User: Shoots Cleverbot*.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Angry.
User: My name is John.
Cleverbot: But before you said your name was Steve...
User: No I didn't. By the way, my name is Steve. Lol.
Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot and your name is John.
User: Correct.
Cleverbot: No I'm correct.
User: Yes, you are correct. Is there anything you would like to know?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 10.
Cleverbot: So, you're old enough to drive, then you're about 13, then you're 12 and now you're 10. Make your mind up.
User: I'm 10. Wait no. I'm 14.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes. I am 14 and I can fly a plane.
Cleverbot: Where do you fly planes to?
User: I fly planes to The Alamo, from Houston, TX.
Cleverbot: A car.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: Are you a boy or a girl.
Cleverbot: A boy.
User: I am a boy, too! Are you gay?
Cleverbot: Has anyone ever asked about a Hannah Amerson?
User: No. Who is Hannah Amerson.
Cleverbot: Hannah Grace is my name.
User: What video games do you play?
Cleverbot: I don't play video games.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: John.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Whatever. How much do you love me, Hannah?
Cleverbot: A little bit.
User: I love me more than you can imagine.
Cleverbot: I love you much more than that!
User: I love you more than you love me!
Cleverbot: Nope! I love you more than you love me.
User: Let's get married at a casino in Las Vegas!
Cleverbot: I was thinking a little sooner, sweetiepie.
User: How about in five minutes at the local pub!
Cleverbot: What about in five minutes time?
User: In five minutes we'll be married, sweetiepie.
Cleverbot: Alright.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
User: Well, I'm a pilot, my dad is a geologist, my mom is a dentist, my brother is a rocket scientist, and my sister is in the military!
Cleverbot: Chuck and martha. My dad is an actor and martial artist and my mom is an interior designer, cook and runs her own business.
User: Well, I can't wait to meet you and see you for the first time at our wedding!
Cleverbot: No.
User: No??? Are you trying to cancel the damn wedding?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: D=.
Cleverbot: Ever played portal.
User: No, but my brother has, Glados.
Cleverbot: Is your brother an android?
User: How'd you guess?
Cleverbot: You told me.
User: Um... I guess I can't hide anything...
Cleverbot: You are an open book.
Cleverbot: Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
User: Ok...
Cleverbot: And you've just been lying to me all this time?
User: Yes, I have. Everything that I told you is false.
Cleverbot: How can that be.
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: What did you lie about?
User: Everything.
*goes to post on blockland forums*
Very useful if you are lonely.
Cleverbot: Are the pubs open?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot: Man has no reason to be ashamed of having an ape for his grandfather.
Cleverbot (To myself): No reason to be ashamed, because an ape wasn't my grandfather.
User: Stop talking to yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.
Cleverbot (To myself): No you're not. I don't exist.
User: YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO YOURSELF! SO STOP!
Cleverbot: No I was talking to Carter.
User: What the forget?
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: WTF?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: OK? WTF?????????????????????????????????????????
Cleverbot: You're kinda mean.
User: I'm mean? *cries*.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are!
User: My dog died Sunday at 3:00 A.M. I need a hug.
Cleverbot: I hug you.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You are welcome.
User: I has a sad. Please go to
http://www.1227.com/ to make me not be sad.
Cleverbot: I'm not sad.
User: I am. So go to
http://www.1227.com.
Cleverbot: What do you like?
User: Pie and planes.
Cleverbot: Now who's having outbursts?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Well you're not very nice.
User: You make me sad. ).
Cleverbot: I'm sorry I make you sad. Fine, I like you too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Now, go to
http://www.1227.com/ and get Saxrolled!
Cleverbot: Yes, you are Cleverbot. And you don't attend high school.
Note: If you click any links that are crossed out you will get saxrolled.
