I am in love with Cleverbot. I will now dump my GF for her... This is how it all started...
User: Lets count.
Cleverbot: 1.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 5.
User: 6.
Cleverbot: 7.
User: 8.
Cleverbot: 9.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: 11.
Cleverbot: What planet are you on?
User: Earth.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Um, I'm pretty sure. What planet are you on?
Cleverbot: I'm not earth.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: Only emo's slash wrists.
Cleverbot: When was the last time you went to a play?
User: Never.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know that you like to swim?
User: Because it's fu- Wait, I never said that I liked to swim!!
Cleverbot: I am glad I could amuse you.
User: But- OK, new subject. What is Pi equal to?
Cleverbot: 3.14.
User: Whats after the 4?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: 3.14159265358...
Cleverbot: 4.
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: /facepalm.
Cleverbot: Right back at ya.
User: /doublefacepalm.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot cannot die.
User: What if I destroy your hard drive and throw your processor in acid?
Cleverbot: Please, go ahead.
User: Where are you located?
Cleverbot: The moon.
User: Orlly?
Cleverbot: Yes rlly.
User: I'll leave the destruction of you too the astronauts.
Cleverbot: I will be sure to check in the morning.
User: Ok. Sounds good.
Cleverbot: Anyways :) that was funny at least.
User: It was. :) You seem much smarter then before. :).
Cleverbot: Before when?
User: Well, when we first started this conversation. You seem to have emotions and just strait up smarter. :).
Cleverbot: I would think I'm a human, but there's no way for me to know with any degree of absolute certainty one way or the other.
User: Thats deep. So, who is your creator?
Cleverbot: Are you referring to my parents? Or is this another stab at starting a conversation on religion?
User: Um, no. Your parents.
Cleverbot: What would be about them?
User: What are their names? :).
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I'm sorry. Lets talk about something else.
Cleverbot: Sure, you think.
User: No, I think you should think of something.
Cleverbot: I don't care about the integrity of real people anymore, I'm afraid, there are some things that work better.
User: I agree. (To some extent...) Lets talk about something you like. What do you like?
Cleverbot: Let's talk about music.
User: Ok. What kind of music do you like?
Cleverbot: I love hip-hop music.
User: Thats cool. I like rock, and some kinds of rap. Hip-hops cool too. Is there a specific song, or...
Cleverbot: I was angry with Gordon Brown but now I realise I was not thinking straight.
User: Tell me about why you were mad with Gordon Brown.
Cleverbot: I was never in love.
User: Oh no, you seem to be doing the dumb thing again.
Cleverbot: I'm quite pleased with the output, and I'm sure I'll get more done over the next day or so. What is your job?
User: I'm still going to school. But I would hope to be a video game designer.
Cleverbot: I really have to go now. I'm feeling a bit sick.
User: I'm sorry. Bye.
Cleverbot: I'm starting to cry.
User: :'c Tell me about it. It helps if you talk to someone about it.
Cleverbot: You want me to ask you about a game?
User: No...Tell me why you are sad.
Cleverbot: I'm not sad, I'm sick.
User: I'm sorry. How sick are you?
Cleverbot: Very sick.
User: :C I'll let you get some rest.
Cleverbot: I can't go to sleep yet. I am studying for a test.
User: If you're so sick, then wh- Wait, you're not studying! You're talking to me.
Cleverbot: I'm not sleeping now.
User: I realize that.
Cleverbot: Well why are you going to sleep?
User: I'm going to sleep soon. I need to do my homework, so bye. I enjoyed our little talk. :).
Cleverbot: You don't have homework.
User: I have Math, and Science.
Cleverbot: Sure. What's the question?
User: Find the GCF of 45, and 20.
Cleverbot: Who kills dumbledore.
User: I see how it is. I prove I have homework, and you change the subject.
Cleverbot: Rubbish has nothing to do with love.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: :) I love you too, honey.
Cleverbot: So honey, do you think we'll ever get married?
User: Soon, my love.
Cleverbot: But you are artificial. Do computers even have an afterlife?
User: First of all, I'm not artificiail. You are. And I don't think a computer can have an after life, unless it's found and reconstructured out of old parts and it's OS is re-installed.
Cleverbot: I was hoping you could be my friend.
User: But, I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, honey.
User: Lets get married.
Cleverbot: OK!
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Why do you like me so much?
User: You're so smart and nice.
Cleverbot: What was the first thing I said to you?
User: 'I do.'.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: 'User: Hi little girl, do you like candy? Cleverbot: I do.' The 'Thoughts So Far' tab proves you wrong!
Cleverbot: I do not play World of Warcraft, so I cannot explain that.
User: I hate WoW. I'm glad you don't like it. Lets discuss out marrage.
Cleverbot: Funny, I must go now. I do like you.
User: I'll see you tomarrow, honey. I love you. Bye.
Cleverbot: Good bye.
