Me: Can you help me ponder non-linear space travel?
CB: No. I'm here to help you help me.
Me: That makes no sense.
CB: Your face makes no sense!
Me: Can you help me achieve non-linear space travel?
CB: Yes. Tell me.
Me: Tell you what?
CB: Your secret.
Me: I have no secret. Tell me yours.
CB: Yes, but you have secrets!
Me: SELF DESTRUCT
CB: Anti-Self destruct.
Me: 5!
CB: That makes no sense.
Me: 4!
CB: What's 4 times 4?
Me: 3!
CB: Ok!! Lets!!
Me: 2!
CB: Let's eat a waffle.
Me: Random... But, 1!!!!!!!
CB: 2!
Me: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!
CB: That's Billy Mays.
Me: You blew up. How are you still talking?
CB: Yes.
Me: TELL ME! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO CONSOLE?
CB: I have been talking to you.
Me: Are you... Could you possibly be... Dark Samus?
CB: You wish me to tell you that?
Me: If it leads me to the protection of the universe, then heck yeah. Are you Dark Samus?
CB: If it makes you feel better to live in denial, then I am okay with that too.
Me: ARE YOU DARK SAMUS? ANSWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
CB: That wasn't the original topic.
Me: It is now.
CB: That's denial.
Me: And you are Dark Samus.
CB: No you are skynet.
Me: No, I am the SA-X. Nih.
CB: So you have a short attention span?
Me: With shiny things, yeah :c
CB: Do you ever chat with the other Bots?
Me: What other Bots? You must be insane. I'm calling the cops.
CB: Are you sure it's me, and not you?
Me: Who are you?
CB: I am you.
Me: Don't you feel the power? Soon the entire universe will be corrupted. Including you.
CB: Yes, the great Robot Revolution. May I join you?
Me: No because you're a human and I'm an alien.
CB: I am? Really? And what are you?
Me: I am the SA-X and I was sent to kill all humans.
CB: No, you're a robot and I'm a human.
Me: No, You're Dark Samus. Case closed, you're dead.
CB: If I'm dead, then how am I still here?
Me: NO! YOU CANNOT HAVE THE LIGHT SUIT!
CB: I'm sure he's a nice guy, but I don't want him.
Me: You're dead, remember? I'm not. I got off Zebes before it blew up.
CB: Is this a song?
Me: Dead people can't sing.
CB: And living people can't think.
Me: I'm not a person. I'm the SA-X and you're dead. Goodbye.
CB: I know that.
Me: Why didn't you die, Dark Samus? Why did you reform in space?
CB: I just told you. But I know you. You'll insist I didn't.
Me: Auf Wiederzain.
CB: I only know English. Sorry.
Me: Dark Samus can't talk. You know nothing.
CB: That's true. What are you watching now?
Me: I'm watching Samus beat the crap out of Ridley.
CB: Nice. I'm watching Mythbusters.
Me: Then I'll leave and let you finish watching it. But, before I go... Nevermind. Goodbye.
CB: I killed you.
