IGod Chat

[fawkes..]

Ok so go onto this site http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html and have a chat with god. post some conversations below!
I'll start of

Me:good morning
God:Yes good morning to you to
Me: its afternoon idiot
God:Should i know this?
Me: YOUR GOD YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING
God: Thank you for telling me i am god.

[Ad Bot]

[Riot]

Me:
  Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 You should know my name

[Littledude]

Me:
 I am sorry god for I have sinned
God:
There is no need to apologize.  I am a Christian.
Me:
 I am tryiing to repent
God:
Good gossip: you are  tryiing to repent.
Me:
 I raped a little girl
God:
You should contact the authorities.
Me:
 How can I be forgiven
God:
You should download my chat robot software.
Me:
 I don't like viruses
God:
What do you like?
Me:
 Little girls
God:
Compare that to big  girls.

[Riot]

Me:
  Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
 You should know my name

 He.. still hasn't answered me....

[Muzzles56]

inb4religionwar

[Littledude]

Me:
 Is there an all powerful spirit controlling the universe?
God:
Yes.
Me:
 Is it a flying spaghetti monster?
God:
he is master of the universe.

[JAW959]

Hover over here for my chatlog or quote.

[fawkes..]

Me:
 Is there an all powerful spirit controlling the universe?
God:
Yes.
Me:
 Is it a flying spaghetti monster?
God:
he is master of the universe.

Thats ace :D

[Night Fox]

God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Yes you can.
God:
Alright then.  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.

And it repeats, forever.
:D

[Cyanian]

Me:
 I am god.

God:
  That's a very nice name,  god.

Me:
 Thanks, and who are you?

God:
You are quite welcome!   I am the Allmighty, God himself.

Me:
 But you just said I am god.

God:
Don't put words in my mouth.

Me:
 I am not, " That's a very nice name,  god."

God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  is a very nice name god.

Me:
 You must not have the intelligence to understand me

God:
Whatever you say,  god.

Me:
 SEE

God:
No I do not see.

Me:
 rawr

God:
What do you do in your spare time?

[Specever]

Me:
 Do you know what my name is?
God:
Your name is  Bill, seeker.
Me:
 Holy loving stuff.


So I tried again.

Me:
 What's my name?
God:
Your name is  Bill, seeker.  That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  loving stuff.

[Tom]

Me:
 Yo God, what's up dawg?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 That's nice to know homeboy.
God:
Are you getting bored?  Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 Do you not understand black people?

[ChexGuy331]

lol@tom

[keonesan]

This stuff is loving creepy. Here's my chatlog:

Me:
 So who developed this handicapped software?
God:
Mmm.  The Chinese, long before Europeans.
Me:
 I knew the Chinese had something to do with this!
God:
Who told you?
Me:
 A little birdy told me.
God:
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
 Not too big.
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 Why?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 Is the big bang theory real then?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
 Well I'm going to leave, thank you for our a little chat.
God:
How about that.  Bye bye.  You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  our a little chat.

[Squiggles]

God's a girl!?!?!?!

Chat
God: All men are mortal

Me: I'm a girl (Lol not really)

God: Me too, I am a she.