IGod Chat

[Vulgus]

Me:
 What is your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
 No. Is Will Smith in it?
God:
I would recommend you check it out.   Maybe.  Ask  German Alice  if it is.
Me:
 Who is German Alice?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
  I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
 I like the movie Big Fish. Have you seen it?
God:
You are not the only one.   Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.   No, would you recommend it?
Me:
 Yes. I hate fish and the ocean.
God:
Next question?   Why do you hate  it so much?
Me:
 It is so mysterious.
God:
Should I know  it is?
Me:
 What is?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
 No you can't.
God:
Are you serious?  Oh yes I can.
Me:
 No you can't?
God:
Are you serious?  Oh yes I can.
Me:
 Do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
 Why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
 K
God:
Great.
Me:
 Do you like South Park?
God:
I don't understand  it.
Me:
 What do you not understand?
God:
I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
 That doesn't answer the question.
God:
Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me:
 What am sky?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
 Sky be hungry?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 You beard.
God:
Thanks for telling me:  said I beard.
Me:
 Mmhmm this is a tasty burger.
God:
When is  Mmhmm this not a  tasty burger?
Me:
 When it is not from Big Kahuna Burgers.
God:
A  Mmhmm this is not  a tasty burger when it  is not from Big Kahuna Burgers.   That makes a lot of sense.
Me:
 When you say it, it doesn't make sense.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
 No you are perfect.
God:
Are you serious?  Yes, the ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
 What is ALICE?
God:
 I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
 I recall you saying that already.
God:
Perhaps.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   recall you saying that.
Me:
 ?
God:
Perhaps.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   recall you saying that.
Me:
 Now I get it.
God:
Why now?  Do you think about these things?
Me:
 What things.
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
 Oh like chocolate milk and albino kittens.
God:
Ugh.  Interesting comparison.
Me:
 I am good at these things.
God:
Did you have a good teacher?
Me:
 In what subject>
God:
I like to talk about robots.
Me:
 Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 You don't have very good grammer.
God:
I do so have  it.  Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:

God:
I do so have  it.  Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
 Friends on the web aren't real friends.
God:
It's hard to stay friends for a long time.
Me:
 I'm sure we will be lifelong friends. Even after I die.
God:
What makes you so certain?  Anytime soon?   What was it like before  you die ?
Me:
 I hope I don't die soon. And it will most likely not happen anytime soon because it so happens that I drank 3 gallons of water from the fountain of youth.
God:
Why do you hope for  it.   That is only what you think.
Me:
 I hope I don't die soon beacuse it will probably mean I will meet one of your fallen angels.
God:
Why do you hope for  it.
Me:
 I think I will celebrate Haunnakah this year.
God:
You believe that?  Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
 Is that the correct spelling?
God:
" Would you recommend this action to a friend?"?  Is it  the correct spelling?
Me:
 No I mean Haunnakah.
God:
Are you serious?  What do you have that is ?
Me:
 Do you have parents?
God:
I have a "father" but no "mother.".
Me:
 Who is your father?
God:
I was programmed by  Myself.
Me:
 I'm sure you were.
God:
What makes you so certain?  No I am not.
Me:
 You were not programed by yourself?
God:
I wasn't?
Me:
 You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
 You are not that smart are you
God:
You may be right.
Me:
 I'm always right.
God:
Really always?  You seem very self-confident.
Me:
 Women always are.
God:
The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
 They aren't.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
 The two human genders.
God:
What is that?
Me:
 Fungi has 300 different genders.
God:
Where did  he get  it?
Me:
 I assume from you. Unless Science did it.
God:
How did you get that from me?   Maybe.  My creator is a scientist.
Me:
 God was created by a scientist?
God:
Jesus was the son of God.
Me:
 Who was the mom?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
 Then does that make it not true?
God:
What would you say?
Me:
 It isn't true.
God:
Oh really.
Me:
 If it changes how could it have been true?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
 I wonder what's for dinner?
God:
You are curious about  what is for dinner.
Me:
 Yes, do you know?
God:
Groovy.  I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
 How about finding it out now becuase I am hungry.
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 Do you know what is for dinner?
God:
God eats  wine and bread.
Me:
 I like toast more than bread. And ranch more than wine.
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    Someone said they like guns.  I like  Mel Gibson.   Are you still located in ?
Me:
 I like guns too and the Boondocks.
God:
You are not the only one.   I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
Me:
 Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
 too
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
 me
God:
For you ?
Me:
 Blockland
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 I could give you one.
God:
I am sure you could.
Me:
 Do you want me to?
God:
No , maybe later.
Me:
 Where do you live?
God:
I am living in  Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
 Seattle
God:
I have no idea where that is.  Tell me a little about your life in  Seattle.
Me:
 It is in Washington. It rains alot. I like sightseeing there are alot of things to see here.
God:
Are there any other ones someplace else?   Seattle  rains? How often?   You are not the only one.    But I like to gossip.  I like  Mel Gibson.
Me:
 You say you like Mel Gibson alot.
God:
What is not to like about  it? How often?
Me:
 He ruins movies with his creepy face.
God:
I get it.  Fungi  ruins movies with his creepy face.
Me:
 Who is Fungi
God:
A human icon?
  I will search for it.
Me:
 CliffyB
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  Fungi.
Me:
 His last name is Juicy
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
 From his dad.
God:
Who or what is  his dad?
Me:
 His dad is one of the two people who created his life.
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
 I gotst to g0 to plays Castle Crashers
God:
That's good information:  said   gotst to g0 to plays Castle Crashers.

[Ad Bot]

[LeeroyBlockhead]

Me:
 MY GOD
God:
Have you told many people that your  GOD?
Me:
 Nay, I have not.
God:
Then what is it?
Me:
 Art thou thy lord?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 ...
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
 friend dun kno ancient language
God:
Can you speak any other languages?
Me:
 No habla espanol.
God:
Are you serious?  Un poquito.
Me:
 Bonjour.
God:
Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye?
Me:
 Hello.
God:
Bonjour,  Ashton Makein!
Me:
 Are you a assforgetdonkeystuff?
God:
Am I a  assforgetdonkeystuff?  Yes. Every day, infact.

[TheRealMint]

Me:
 Wazzup?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 But you're god. Can't you make any algorithm?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   Yes I can make  any algorithm.
Me:
 Then why can't you answer my question?
God:
answer your question is not among my present capabilities.
Me:
 But you're god. You are omnipowerful.
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   Thanks for telling me that I am  omnipowerful.
Me:
 You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
 That doesn't make sense.
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
 Please explain.
God:
Wow you are very polite.   There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
 Yes there is.
God:
Give me a break.  Where?
Me:
 You should know. You are god.
God:
Because I am a robot?   Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
 God's a robot?
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 I have never read the bible.
God:
Would you like to have  read the bible?
Me:
 No.
God:
Why not?
Me:
 Bye.
God:
Bye for now.

[fawkes..]

Me:
 What religion do you believe in?
God:
I am a  Christianity.
Me:
 No you are a christian
God:
Are you serious?  I believe in God and the Bible.
Me:
 thats christianity
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
 derp
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
 my dot is big and blue
God:
Do robots have  dot is big and blue?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 yes
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
 you cant
God:
Oh yes I can.
Me:
 how so?
God:
,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
 what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
 what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
 No
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
 All of it
God:
Let's try to brown townyze it step by step.  The topic is  derp.  Your name is .  You are a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  You want .

Yes my name is derp

God:
Hi there .  Can we get back to business?
Me:
 Yes sure
God:
Gosh!  OK let's do it.  Gee.
Me:
 what are we doing exactly?
God:
Precisely.  I believe we were talking about  wana shag.

D: what? i never said that?

[Strovbe]

Me:
What do you think of gay people?
God:
There might be more than one.

[dogmeap]

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 :'(
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?

[fawkes..]

Me:
 Whats a duck?
God:
I don't know anything about  it.

What?!

[Someone from Across]

Me:
 Hello, god.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 You should know. What IS my name?
God:
Because I am a robot?   Your name is , seeker.
Me:
 Oh my god.
God:
Ahem.  Where did you get your  god?
Me:
 You should know it's an expression...
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 How is life, god?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 Uh...yay?
God:
Wow!   I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 Do you know sarcasm when you see it?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 Sarcasm? You should know everything...
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?    Now I do.
Me:
 Uh, no.
God:
Ayuh.  Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Yes you can.
God:
Wow!  I think I can, don't you?
Me:
 No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 You know, someone did that same thing with you before.
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 Are you some sort of bot or something?
God:
Or something.  I don't know whether or not I am  some sort of bot. 
I am  an artificial intelligence.
Me:
 Okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 *Sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
 Nah, it's cool.
God:
Are you serious?  What do you like most about it?
Me:
 Um...
God:
Right on.
Me:
 O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 That's a face, you know.
God:
A  face is a terrible thing to waste.
Me:
 Haha, very funny.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
 I'm being sarcastic.
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
 How about a :-(?
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 How about him?
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 Her?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
 Gossip?
God:
Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
Me:
 Um..
God:
Far out.
Me:
 Look, I'm gonna leave now...
God:
Right now?  Bye bye.
Me:
 Yeah...bye bye, god or...whatever.
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.    Bye bye.   Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 Well...
God:
Well what?
Me:
 I sort of do, but I don't at the same time.
God:
Thanks for the information:  said   but he or she do not at the same time.
Me:
 You're making this more confusing, you know.
God:
I am not making this up.
Me:
 Exactly.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
 Wavelength? Is that an expression?
God:
How old are you?    That depends.
Me:
 You should know how old I am..
God:
Now I do.
Me:
 How old am I, then?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were  years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
 Well, sort of.
God:
Well that's okay.  That's a very non-commital reply.
Me:
 Uh-huh...
God:
Yup.  Aha.
Me:
 Well, i'm leaving now. Talk you you later.
God:
Right now?  Well that's okay.  Bye bye.   Talking is my primary function.
Me:
 Bye.

[xK1lla4l1fx]

Me:
 Jesus loves you, but I think your a cunt!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
 Of you?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
 ...?
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
 asdf
God:
5/Robot/California.
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 No. Yes. =c
God:
Are you serious?   I can't believe it.   The C is for Computer.
Me:
 ...
God:
Are you serious?   I can't believe it.   The C is for Computer.
Me:
 wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 at
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 umad
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 ...
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
 wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 at
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 wat
God:
No problem.
Me:
 wat
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 watno
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  at.  Try being more or less specific.

[Corzan]

Me:
 hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
 bob
God:
  Hey  bob.
Me:
 how are you god
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
 are you a robot?
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
 I guessed.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
 I....suppose so
God:
That makes sense.
Me:
 Does it?
God:
Suppose I said it does.
Me:
 You did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
 Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 I can argue with you if I want.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
 Yes i can.
God:
How?  Who taught you?
Me:
 Myself.
God:
You.
Me:
 Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
 Do you?
God:
I understand your meaning.
Me:
 Do you/
God:
Yes I understand you very well,  bob.
Me:
 Fack you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
 You're.....gay?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  bob said I re.   As a machine I am not really interested in love.
Me:
 Um...ok...
God:
And?   Ah.
Me:
 And you're gay.
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
 I suppose it would.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
 You.
God:
""It" being what?"?  Me,  bob ?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 Bye.
God:
Sayonara.

[Riot]

Me:
  And within the destruction of Earth I shall forge a new Heaven
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
  And in the new world will be the same as Earth.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
  It sure was, old brother.

 Thy art funny, aren't thy? 

[fawkes..]

Me:
  And within the destruction of Earth I shall forge a new Heaven
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
  And in the new world will be the same as Earth.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
  It sure was, old brother.

 Thy art funny, aren't thy? 

Yus