Its better with friends, but my teacher said this:"Why spend $2,000 on cocaine that will last 4 hours when you can go to Hawaii for 5 days and meet hot dancers there?"
Then:"Why spend $_____ on ________ that will last ____ hours when you can ________?"Just play a little mad-libs.
Then:"Why spend $5000 on a hooker that will last 24 hours when you can 4 hookers?"
Cocaine is for pusillanimous individuals.
Then:"Why spend $2000 on *DRUG NAME HERE* that will last 4 hours when you can *Do awesome thing here*?"Just play a little mad-libs.
I pay 10 bucks for the dankest stuff ever. That lasts me more then a week.
Let's see.Do I win?
I would've gone with"Why spend $1 on pee that will last 1000 hours when you can poop?"But that's just me. :cookieMonster:It sounds as if you get high for a week.
why spend 5000 dollars on hookers when you can be a entrepreneur and own all em bitches
loving drugs how do they work
Drugs are for people who waste their money for a good feeling.Just masturbate. Its the same thing without any side affects