The Salty Spitoon

[Skateaton]

I'm so tough I got 3 nukes today

Without anyone catching me boosting

[Ad Bot]

[e-maxx]

i ate a bowl of air fo breakfast with out any nails

[TheChaosCarrier]

i ate a bowl of air fo breakfast with out any nails

that was loving weak.
srs.

[e-maxx]

that was loving weak.
srs.

a ate a bowl of gordon freeman for breakfast with out any crowbars

[TheChaosCarrier]

and that made no sense

[Man 2]

I'm so tough, I play catch with myself.
...With a live grenade.

[TurnipBlog]

I'm so tough I eat cereal...

...Without any bowls  (with milk)

[Orion]

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
...Without a bowl, nails, or milk

I'm so tough, I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast
...At 4:00 PM

[TurnipBlog]

I'm so milk, I ate cereal

without any ketchup

[ultimamax]

I'm so tough, I can drink nails...

Without the nails having the liquid properties aforementioned in order to be drank.

[Talent74]

I'm so tough that I broke my keyboard typing this.

I'm so tough that I typed this with on-screen keyboard with 47 wpm.

WITHOUT CLICKING.

[TurnipBlog]

I'm so tough, I can kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann...

...Without any weapons

[Talent74]

I'm so tough, I can kill the Horseless Headless Horseman...

...Without any weapons

That's weak.

I a bowl of

WITHOUT

[deadpossom]

"Hey, you got a bottle of ketchup?"
*URGH*
*POP*
"There ya go."

[Nepthan]

I accidentally a whole bottle of coke without the bottle