The Spectacular Adventures of Doctor Mike

[Squiggles]

Jump down and land behind your enemies. Grab Nick, quack like a duck then fly away.

[Ad Bot]

[Scarpelt]

pop the earth because its obviously a entrepreneur le to the galaxcy

[Squiggles]

pop the earth because its obviously a entrepreneur le to the galaxcy

Or a entrepreneur le on Short cut's face ;)

[Mikiyikiy]

You look at the situation before and think of a battle plan.



You use one of the guards to cushion your fall.



You don't have any zappy guns, but if they're anything like revolvers you got this in the bag. The opposing guard's heads get blown into gory chunks that would be very violent if this picture stretched that far.



You grasp your friend Nick in  your talons and proceed to fly away. Higher and higher you go, until you can no longer see the guards below you.



forget. You can't fly. Within that daydream the remaining guard captured you and forced mandatory haircuts and clothes changes. He then proceeded to throw you into a jail cell.

"What are we gonna do Mike?" Nick asks

Since you really just lost everything that makes you, you, you're in a state of shock.

"Bub-bubba whob whobba bah wa-wa" You respond



What do?

[Scarpelt]

summon chuck norris

[Squiggles]

Do whatever a newbie to jail does.


Drop the soap.

[masterockets]

Enter your insane mind for an adventure

[TheWarden]

They took my tophat.
They took my god damn tophat.

[Mikiyikiy]

"I hate this soap" Says Nick as he drops it for roughly the third time.




At this point something deep inside you opens up. A bit ago you grew instincts to grow your hair back the moment you lost it. Those instincts are kicking in now. There always was a little problem with it though. The hair grew back where it damn well pleased.



 By instinct, you take off your prison uniform and hope for the best.




You get a little unexpected side affect, but you think you can make the best of it.

"HEY NICK" You shout

At this point Nick lost his soap outside the jail cell. He's pretty pissed off.

"What the hell do you want?"



You stare at him, even though he refuses to stare back. You start anyway.

"I'M A FURRY NOW, FOR NO REASON!"



At this point you have the attention of a guard across the room. You put on the finish move.

"CHECK OUT THIS CRAZY snake"



The guard, in a motion so swift it couldn't be described by using pictures, signals the superalarm which evacuates all the cells except for yours. Everyone leaves in a rushed frenzy, terrified.



"Great thinking Mik-OH HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF forget TITS IN A HANDBASKET" Nick just realized that you weren't faking it. He would be in shock if he didn't see that the guard dropped his keys on the way out.





What do?

[Whittle]

Since nick is a Stick push him through the Jail Cell grab the Key but hes an evil villain and he runs away

[Mikiyikiy]

You had me and you lost me.

[Scarpelt]

summon chuck norris

[Mikiyikiy]

summon chuck norris

You had me and you lost me.

[mariofan09]

Since nick is a stickperson and is so thin he walks through the bars of the cell, gets the keys and unlocks the cell door.

[masterockets]

and then nick should catch mike on fire