The Spectacular Adventures of Doctor Mike

[TheWarden]

and then nick should catch mike on fire

burning all the hair off.

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

burning all the hair off.

Genius.

[Mikiyikiy]

It has become apparent Nick is thin enough to emerge through the bars. I guess that's what they get for using stereotypical prison cells.



After getting the keys Nick unlocks the cell door to the cell.


After a bit of running our heroes find the locker room & Evidence lockers.



What do

[Spartan118]

Piss on the lockers.

[Mikiyikiy]

After a brief lizard draining one of the lockers fly open after having their locks melted. Nick examines the locker further to find your original clothing and for some reason an economy pack of razors.






After appropriately dressing for further adventures you are about to exit the locker room when you stumble upon an enchanted chest.



What do

[masterockets]

Retrieve arms from chest

[Spartan118]

Send out Tentacruel and use
tentacle rape

[PowerDag]

Retrieve legs from chest olo twist

[Mikiyikiy]

You retrieve arms from chest

Wrong type of arms

Oh well.



MIKE GET EQUIPPED WITH NICK LAUNCHER

NICK GET EQUIPPED WITH BLAST MONOCLE AND DRILL HAT

[TheWarden]

DRILL HAT

This is just like one of my japanese animes11!!!!!!!11

[PowerDag]

Stuff Nick into the Nick Launcher legs-first, then rape him through the barrel.

[Orion]

This is just like one of my japanese animes11!!!!!!!11

DUDE STOP PISSING

[Mikiyikiy]

You load your trustworthy and now explosive friend Nick into the barrel of your new launcher.



You aim at the wall's weakest points.



Which one do you shoot at?

[PowerDag]

Shoot at the space inbetween them. Nick should drill right through, and according to the laws of physics, that should make both the existing cracks break aswell.

Take notice that one of the cracks unnaturally spells out LOL.

[Mikiyikiy]

SPOOSH SPOOSH SPOOSH

"Stop making those sounds Mike" Nick scolds you

Oh alright. You fire the Nick Launcher

"SPOOSH" An explosion fills half the room.



The walls break open but you're too big to fit through and trying to squeeze through would make you feel self conscious.



"Hey Mike, it's a study!" Nick calls out to you

"With two whole books!"



Nick reads off the books to you

"Shifting Gravity and Street fighting"

"Neat" you say. Now we can do Hadokens from a 90 degree angle

"That's not going to work" Nick responds. This strip of paper says that each can only be read once before denigrating.




Which book do you take?