How Would You Handle the Above Situation?

[Shinji]

Use the handle of course!

Your phone is upside down.

[Ad Bot]

[steve5451]

Place my thumb on the front bottom of my phone, and my index finger on the back bottom, and let go with my lower palm, letting gravity flip it right side up.

Your mom fell down the stairs.

[jonue]

Cheer

Win / Fail

[carolcat]

 Win.

 LIVE OR DIE

[Shadowed999]

LIVE ON


Zombie bout to jump on you.

[Shinji]

Pull out fork and knife. Eat.

You die.

[jonue]

Reborn

2012

[Comatose]

Laugh. Just laugh it up.


After getting hit by a car, you find out that you have a malignant tumor and you must have surgery in which you have a 75% chance of perishing, or just waiting until September, which is when you die. It is currently June.

[carolcat]

 I take it Alex Rider style and beat the odds. Or Samus style, since she survived from a 1% survival chance.

 Your house just burned down. Poor you.

[Herrerarausaure]

I nuke your house. Poor you.

You are chased by a creepbear. You end up at the top a a tree, but the creepbear is climbing it too. Oh, also, the only thing you have on is your underwear.

[Xinakam]

Hold my ass, jump down kicking him in the face and using him to break my fall... and his neck.

The atmosphere has been destroyed and you have 10 minutes before all the air on earth is gone...

[StarDust]

Put a fish bowl on my head

You are being chased by a gay old man

[Moonlight]

Laugh at my misfortune.

You need a long, juicy stuff.

[Herrerarausaure]

I stuff.

Cookie Monster invades your house and ate all the cookies.

[Jesus]

I eat the Cookie Monster.

You have nine inch long nails spiked into the palms of you hands, your hanging a good few feet above the ground on a wooden contraption, and people are jeering at you. What do you do?