Author Topic: How Would You Handle the Above Situation?  (Read 5592 times)

 You left no situation for me.

 You're just about to beat the final boss on a video game and you've spent soooooo long on getting to that point. You've been failing soooo much on the boss lately, but this time you've got him down to 1hp. Then, your video game console breaks and deletes ALL of your saved data! What do you do?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGEEEE and kick my console into the town over.

You're being hung over a volcano and the rope you're being suspended with is about to break. What do you do?

 Pull myself up to the edge and get out of it.

 You're stuck in a dungeon and you're starving to death. The only food you can find is rocks, moss, fungi, mice, rats, and bugs. What do you do?

Kill myself with rocks.

You're parachuting and your parachute rips in half, with no way to repair it. What do you do?

Use my snake as a substitute for the breaking rope.breaking parachute?

You encounter keonesan and he threatens to throw his unfinished projects at you, what do you do?

Calm him down and help him with the project.

You've been hacked by nightelf! What do you do?

Go to his house and punch him in the abdomen

A pigeon flies to your house and gives you a message that says "You like men". What do you do?

Hold up a mirror and duck behind it.

Your snake is bleeding. What do you do?

Take your snake and switch it with mine.

You're bleeding internally!

Divide by zero. :(

The game.

noooooooo

You win a million dollars but it's all in 1 dollar bills. What do you do?

Pork-chop sammiches.

YOU HAVE TAPEWORMS STAPLED TO YOUR snake.

Pork-chop sammiches.

YOU HAVE TAPEWORMS STAPLED TO YOUR snake.
Gross... I stop imagining and it goes away.

You figure out you like pie.

I would go eat some pie?

You learn how to fly, but then while you are flying you forget.

I learn to fly again while flying.

You're in need of money. What do?