Go search Blockland on ED. And mega befriends and defends all girls on the internet believing he'll become some white knight or stuff
"Oh, I learned a new term! I'll spam in instead of being direct about it!" God, I hate when people would rather show their lack of true vocabulary for new slang they picked up.
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Dude, forget you.
Who would fap to that pic anyway? Granny panties on a flat ass. And everyone is right you try to white knight wayyyyy too hard. I mean there is nothing wrong with protecting girls, but you are so transparently desperate it probably just creeps girls out completely, like a stalker would. You try so hard it is clear your main motive for your white knighting is to get cyber laid.
Horrible paranoia: Everyone on the internet holds a large majority of the evil market. It's been clear for over a year I can have nothing to do with her, but she's been through a ton of stuff and I won't leave holes for someone to drop back into suicidal depression.
You are a gigantic slut
You are trying so hard to make Miika like you, but you're just being a friend. Even Miika thinks you're stupid for your actions
Why dont you go find an actual girlfriend. You know, one you can defend over constantly in real life. Oh, wait. She'll leave you for being too "clingy"
Have one.
Sorry, you're unable to save her from the clutches of ED. It's too late.
Nicest answer... that's what I was thinking. Sure, I'll never know if she could become truly and completely suicidal, but I'd rather not let that chance. I've helped her from fears Slick forced into her before, and I want to make sure it won't happen again.
I can't wait to see how people take this post out of context, please do. And laugh at the sarcasm here and say I'm not cool for it and that I'm failing at the argument because I am! That might not be sarcasm, but it is fun to say....