Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[Caution]

You: i can deep throat like a giraffe

Oh my god lmao.

I hate when you find a super fun person to chat with and then they disconnect. Sad stuff.

[Ad Bot]

[Fireboy]

You: no asl stuff
You: k
You: OK
You: HELLo
Stranger: You've scared me already.
You: you've scared me.
You: are you one of the losers who try to get girlfriends here?
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: That's me.
You: Great!
You: no
You have disconnected.

[Caution]

^ is lol.

Stranger: hi asl?
You: I am Megan Fox.
You: Not even kidding.
Stranger: you are kidding i can tell , you say that first thing
Stranger: simple commen sense
Stranger: common*
You: Because no one else believes me. :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kobewarrior]

Stranger: 16 m usa wants to be dominated
You: Oh, I never dominated a city called 16 m usa
You: is it beautiful there?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fred da kiko]

i got the same person twice in a row. i stuff myself.

[Narkro555]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello!
You: Hello!
You: 19 F
You: You?
Stranger: 22 M.
You: Oh, can I see your picture?
You: I'll get mine
You: You sound nice
Stranger: Nice? But I haven't said anything yet.
You: Usually people greet me with insults, then disconnect :-(
Stranger: Well I never do that.
You: Great!
You: So, what's your name?
Stranger: So How do I go about showing you my picture. Do I get one of you?
Stranger: And my name is Matt. What's yours?
You: Rachelle
You: Here
You: Let me upload it
You: While it's working, what do you look like?
Stranger: Just copy and paste this link then you'll have one of me. And don't show me no goatse. I've seen it too many times.
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1809243194353&set=a.1415733716862.2052016.1338163054&type=1&theater
You: Ah
You: My facebook account got hacked or somewhat, so ill give you it on imageshack
Stranger: And no not my kid. That's my nephew.
You: Oh
You: Well, nice to know you're a family man :-)
You: Here's my picture:
You: http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5661/webcam1.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kobewarrior]

How dare he dislike ponies? :c

[Shinji]

Stranger: Hey male 17 here looking for a female any age above 15 to be my master and make me HER bitch
You: OPEN THE DOE
You: GET ON THE FLOE
You: EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSOE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[DracoSoul]

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: What is OP?
You: help i cut ym richard off
You: OP?
You: original poster, of course
Stranger: Citizen, I'm here to help.
Stranger: Is there anything I can do for you?
You: um
You: i
You: um
You: i cut my weenie off
You: :(
You: with a tuna jar
You: and its bleeding
You: what do i do
You: ??
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: First I must ask if you enjoy the pain.
You: IT HURTS
You: SO GOOD
You: its a vicious cycle!
You: i get aroused by the pain
Stranger: So if it hurts good, rub your now-nubby richard into the tuna
You: so it gives me a boner
Stranger: Obviously it will feel better within seconds
You: BUT
You: IF I GET A BONER
You: AND MY richard IS GONE
You: I BLEED
You: MORE
You: HELP ME
You: I'M STARTING TO SEE
You: PONIES
You: I DON'T WANT TO BE A BRONIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
You: SAVE ME
Stranger: /b/ro.
Stranger: Calm down.
You: *You have failed to save Mijo in time
You: *You must now reflect on your conservative inepitude

[Domidore66]

Does anyone want Omeglespy? I have a link for anyone that wants it. It's a program where you can send messages to one person while the other person doesn't know, and you can also disconnect one or both of the conversationists.

You can basically play god during the conversation.

[fred da kiko]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 18 female ireland
You: u?
Stranger: ok gud
Stranger: 19 m
Stranger: do u have a pic??
You: yup, let me get it.
Stranger: ok
You: http://badgals-radio.com/wp-content/uploads/HLIC/9ffacdfee62ea1624656ead3634e205f.jpg
You: it's on my website
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so wht ur name??
You: carie
You: u?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: is that ur pic
You: :3 ain't i hot
Stranger: haha
Stranger: it a man with middle finger
You: yes...
You: what's your point?
Stranger: hmm show me real one
You: http://..com/thumbs/36/65/bathtub,blood,girl,gothic,scary,white-
Stranger: ok bye
You: lolz
You: i got u that
You: thar
You: also, i'm a guy
Stranger: ok
You: now..... how do you feel...
Stranger: forgeted
You: well then, if you feel like you just got forgeted
You: you must feel pretty good.
Stranger: ]haha bye
You: you're welcome, my work is done

i had to remove the second image to avoid getting banned due to it being a girl in a bathtub covered in blood, albeit it was fake you could still see some nipple.

[luluthe42nd]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: inb4asl
Stranger: ㅇㅇㅇ
You: ? ? ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: socks
Stranger: Whats a cow with socks? Cowasocki
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You: inb4asl
Stranger: asl
You: loving called it
You have disconnected.

[steve5451]

My Experience today:

#1
Stranger: horny?
Stranger: asl
You: No, you sick forget.

#2
Stranger: drunk girl here :p ...!
You: No.

#3
Stranger: rape me
You: forget you too.


Well... that was interesting.

[Narkro555]

Steve, what were you expecting?

[Trogtor]

Steve, what were you expecting?

Normal people.