Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.  (Read 184331 times)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: Hi.
You: Socks.
Stranger: ooo
You: Socks are cooll.
Stranger: asl?
You: AW YOU SICK loving BASTARD
You: GET OUT OF HERE
You: creep
You: D:
Stranger: mothr forgeter
You: Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
You: Help!
You: I'm like 999 yards away!
Stranger: ur age?
You: HEEEEELP
You: Your mother :D
Stranger: ur pusillanimous individual l blast

Disconnect.
I don't have a pusillanimous individual. D:<

tryed video chat
MY EYES AHHH

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HELP!
Stranger: hi
You: I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!
You: I'M DOWN HERE!
You: HELP!
You: D:
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i help u
You: OKAY!
Stranger: hmm
You: GET A LADDER!
You: OR A ROPE
Stranger: als?
You: NOW!
You: Help!
Stranger: ok
You: sjdfklgskdjfhs
You: SPAMSPAMSPAMITYSPAM
You: WAIT
You: I'M UP
You: WOOO!
You: I'M SAVED
Stranger: can u say what r u?
You: I'm an alien from Jupiter
Stranger: from?
You: A gasuous giant
You: You should visit us kind there.
You: So what are you?
You: Hmm?
You: I'm a berg.
You: How about you?
You: Nope.avi
You: BAI
You: dfjlfghf
You: chdgh
You: fh
You: dggh
You: dg
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
You: a
Stranger: k
You: NOO
Stranger: i m student
You: COME BACK
Stranger: b-tech
Stranger: in IT
You: I need cereal!
You: GIVE ME SOME CERAL!
You: NOW!
You: DO IT!
You: DO IT CHU BETCH DO IT!
You: GET THE forget DOWN FROM THERE
You: YOU loving pusillanimous individual
You: ,madsfhadsjf
Stranger: why?
You: GIVE ME CEREAL
You: NOW
You: IMA SLAP YOU ACROSS DEH FACE
You: BAI!
Stranger: r u from?
You: Jupiter
You: What about you?
He disconnected.

Stranger: in china ,we begin to learn english when we are very young ,about 6 or 7 years old
Stranger: all of our teachers and parents think english is very important.
You: Ok

Dumb chink, of course it is.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hi.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:C

First time i go to omegle = guy jacking off

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Хороший, how do u think that's pronounced and or what it means

You: Blockland

Stranger: Excuse me?

You: BLOCKLAND MOTHER forgetER, DO YOU KNOW IT?!?!?!?!

Stranger: You have issues

Stranger: Seek help

Stranger: And medication

You: Thanx, luv my issues

Stranger: Ok well good luck with that...

I DID IT
HOLY forget I ACTUALLY DID IT

You're talking to a random stranger.

You: Never been here before
You: Gonna stay a while
Stranger: i never been here either
Stranger: okay good (:
You: Give video chat a try... JUST KIDDING don't do it
You: You don't wanna know how many snakees are on there
You: Up here, that is a sin
Stranger: yeah i guess
Stranger: up where ?
You: Never try video chat, trust me
Stranger: why ?
You: Gonna have to repeat myself I guess
You: Let alone the few innocent people there, everyone else is masturbating
You: You will be scarred
Stranger: no need to be rude i was asking why its a sin !
You: Down right, can't tell you that
You: Never say that stuff on the Internet, I learned it the hard way
You: Gonna get my revenge on this starfishs one day
Stranger: okay i guess
You: Run away from TheBestGamers, it's a troll site
Stranger: well what happened ?
You: Around my forum, people were complaining about them
You: And I clicked the link and came face to face with the gifted amount of trolls I have ever seen
You: Desert the site if you want to keep your brain cells
You: You know what I mean?
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: um yeah
You: I DID IT
You: LOOK AT THE FIRST WORFS OF ALL my messages
You: Words
You: Ididit
You: Rickroll'd :::DD
Stranger: okay no  need to be loving rude, i honestly dont give a forget what you did or what happened to you
You: Look at the first words of my messages
You: I didnt try to be rude, sorry if I was
Stranger: whatever ! i dont care
You: Okay...
You: This is totally going on my forum :D
You have disconnected.
DID YOU SEE THAT
OH MY GOD
YESSSSSSS

Oh god, I was doing that today earlier.



Oh God I have to try that.
Gonna do the whole song. :D

Stranger: Heyyy
You: NO ASL stuff
You: ok
then he disconnected

Stranger: Kikashu Me-ayu
You: I can speak fake japanese to.
Stranger: lol
You: Can you do me a favor
Stranger: waht
You: Speak english more,
Stranger: o ok
You: Fake. I bet that is fake japanese.
Stranger: no
You: Japanese? They use symbols.
Stranger: ik
You: Read the everything I said and look at the first word.
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: 18/f west virginia hbu?
Stranger: same
You: nice
You: are we the same person?
You: IS THIS A MIRROR?
You: OMG
Stranger: haha it,s joke
You: no no no i think that this is a mirror
You: am i in the bathroom?
Stranger: realy?
You: strange i dont remember coming in here?
You: i know how to test if this is really a mirror
You: DO YOU LIKE CHEESECAKE?
Stranger: yes, i like
You: hmm
You: it seems you are my mirror after all
You: ZOMG you have been watching me go toilet!
You: PERVERT ALERT
You: im calling the police on you!
Stranger: what ever
You: love me


I just got in a swearing match with some turkish child enthusiast and his friends. We were all speaking turkish :D