You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: look at yourself
You: then back at me
You: then at yourself
You: then back at me
You: sadly you aren't me
You: but look at my words
You: like a bowl of tropical fruit
You: look again
You: that bowl is now diamonds
You: now look at your girlfriend
You: then back at me
You: then back at your girlfriend
You: don't have one?
You: look back at me
You: i'm riding a horse.
You: du de du du du de dudu
Stranger: look at yourself sitting there putting peoples minds through tricks like rings in a circus
Stranger: you have brief control of a mans mind
Stranger: do you feel powerful
Stranger: you have mind control for a split second
Stranger: sitting there typing out an image
Stranger: one that will cross my own mind
Stranger: will you use this power for good or evil
Stranger: ?
You: tl;dr
Stranger: ok good bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: look at yourself
You: then at me
You: then back at yourself
You: then back at me
You: sadly, you aren't me
You: but look at my words
You: like a bowl of tropical fruit
You: look again
Stranger: nice song that look at yourself
You: that fruit is diamonds
You: look at your girlfriend
You: then back at me
You: then back at your girlfriend
You: don't have one?
You: look back at me
You: i'm now on a horse.
You: du de du du du de dudu.
Stranger: what girlfriend i haven't got one
Stranger: what about you ?
You: guess what
Stranger: your quick at typing
You: go on, guess
Stranger: your not from this world and you have come here to tell us something
You: no
You: old spice
Stranger: aftershave
You: think about it
You:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d-uuSa_nGU8/TFLNKmR_33I/AAAAAAAAB5M/uqCfXqnmif8/s1600/old-spice-guy.jpgYou: img related
Stranger: your quick at typing my best guess
You: i can only type as fast as my mind can make my fingers go
You: how fast my mind can make my fingers go depends on how fast i get idead
You: ideas
You: ideas are strange things
You: things that can only be comprehended if one has no ideas
You: an idea is an abstract object
You: a non physical noun
You: one which one can not see or touch
You: but one knows exists...
You: have you checked the image yet?
Stranger: girls make the fastest typest
You: i'm a bro
You: there are no girls on this site
Stranger: well there are exceptions to the rule
You: nope
Stranger: It's just a chat room is it not bro
You: it's not what?
You: how can a chatroom be bro in the first place?
Stranger: you hear other peoples stories I've heard a few
You: other people as in who
You: the people that found research on this site when searching for it
Stranger: you know the vertual word
You: the text chat is all trolls, indians, and australians
You: you occasioanlly find the desperate european
You: nothing here is legit
You: it's like looking for the golden coin in a trough full of stuff
Stranger: oh
You: when the golden coin wasn't there to begin with
You: better yet, you find the gold coin
You: just to find out it's chocolate
Stranger: good one better if it were gold
You: but there never is gold
You: the gold isn't there
You: the gold never was
You: and it never will be
You: it's false hopes for the desperate
You: it's a playground for the trolls
You: waiting to stop on those hopes
You: stomp them into the ground
You: it doesn't even make sense why anyone would come here looking for a girl
You: did you check the image yet?
Stranger: they must have big feet
Stranger: may be they just want to have a chat it's more interative
You: no
You: they want love and video feed
Stranger: and a good way to brush up on ones typing
You: if you pretend to be a girl you will understand what i'm talking about
Stranger: no just push the text button only
You: from your chat so far, how would you imagine i look?
You: quickly now, i must be off in eight minutes
Stranger: well suppose people are looking for love is that what your saying
You: no
You: i said that there is no love to be found
Stranger: oh of course
You: i'm the common forumer who comes here
You: to collect funny and interesting chats
You: to add to a forum
You: i have the real world with real problems and real people, i wouldn't look for love in the most impersonal place on the internet.
Stranger: nice one just getting back into it typing that is
You: typing what
You: i asked you a question
You: how would you imagine i look physically from our chat so far?
Stranger: get a bit rusty if you don't keep up the good work
You: what's getting rusty
You: forgive me if i'm typing slower
You: i have been up all night working.
Stranger: figure of speech
You: a figure of speech is usually used in context
You: to describe something that is too difficult to describe using normal adjectives.
You: considering you said i was getting rusty i assumed you were referring to my typing
Stranger: rusty means you know it seize up
You: yes, to get old or become worse
You: well
You: the birds are chirping and the sun's coming up
You: i might as well try to sleep a bit before i need to work
Stranger: It rains and is cold sometimes here
You: good bye stranger
You: i will keep this chat
You: if you happen to come across it some day on your internet escapades
You: remember my name
You: fred da kiko
Stranger: what's your weather like
You: it might come in handy some day
You: probably not
You: but it could
You: and that's all that matters.
tl;dr
