Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[aludane]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hallo!
You: The dark hand of Sithis watch over you.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i believe in god
You: I believe in the form of the night mother. She will rise once more.
Stranger: is sithis black?
You: You are fool. Sithis is your closest friend, your furthest enemy.
Stranger: is he black?
Stranger: because the dark hand
Stranger: the inside of the hand is never dark
You: By dark lord of the nine divine what sorcery do you speak of?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is how you make friends.

[Ad Bot]

[PowerDag]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m here
You: Thank you for the M.
You: I'll add it to my M collection.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Kevdude]

[Strovbe]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TABLES
Stranger: hi asl?
You: TABLES BRO
You: LOOK OUT FOR THE TABLES
You: THEY'RE EVERYWHERE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HEY.
You: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU?
Stranger: PRETTY loving OKAY
Stranger: YOU?!
You: DAMN THAT'S GOOD.
You: I'M loving DANDY
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS GOOD?!
You: CACTUSES?
Stranger: TITS AND BEER!
You: OH.
You: THAT'S ALSO VERY GOOD.
You: WELL IT WAS NICE loving TALKING TO YOU
You: GOOD BYE
Stranger: BYE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xbox 360 fan]

Stranger: hi ^^ from Turkey

You: Hi from USA
END..


This is great!

[aludane]

I've had 1-3 decent conversations.


The rest are:

"ASL",

"I'm female and I'm horny"

 and

"I'm male and Turkish - looking for fun".

[Strovbe]

oh god lol

[ShadowsfeaR]

Lol foreign omegglers.

[e-maxx]

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: beep bop boob

You: error

Stranger: are you a male or female

You: error

You: what is "male" and female" beep

You: error



[aludane]

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f

You: beep bop boob

You: error

Stranger: are you a male or female

You: error

You: what is "male" and female" beep

You: error



Haha, I gotta do that.

Currently I'm taking the disguise of High Elf commander trying to take over the universe.

[e-maxx]

Haha, I gotta do that.

Currently I'm taking the disguise of High Elf commander trying to take over the universe.

i did the robot thing for like 3 convo's and they all disconnected Y U NO LOVE ME RANDOM PEOPLE I TALKED TO >:C

[Wafflajizzles]

I never get irrational fun to troll people :c

You: Hey
You: So, I have a question
You: Do you like jesus
You: because jesus is like
You: awesome and stuff
Stranger: I'm sure he'd be a cool dude if he existed.
You: Y U NO BELIEVE IN HIM.
You: No, I know he doesn't
You: But the people over at westboro hate me
You: why do they hate me
Stranger: Westboro are all a bunch if IRL trolls, lol
You: hold on
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrFVjg79_iM
You: I lol'd
Stranger: Can't view links on my iPod, lol
You: :c
You: I didn't think there was an Ipod app for this
Stranger: Yeah, omegle ace
You: huh
You: I'm off to troll some people
You: hopefully christians
You: bye
Stranger: Good luck, dude

It turned into akward conversation quick :c

[e-maxx]

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You: beep

You: bop

You: boop

Stranger: we're the ones who made you

You: beeop

You: ERROR noone made me i am myself beep

Stranger: lies thats wat the government wants u to believe

You: error i can not belive for i am not a human beeop bopp

Stranger: are you high?

You: errror what is this "high" you speak of beep

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

beep bop boop

[Wafflajizzles]

Stranger: hi m/f ?
You: both
You: well not really, more like a pick and choose thing
You: I can also be a walrus if you want it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

olololo

[HerpaDerp]

You: ello
Stranger: Jello.
Stranger: tits or gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.