Talk to strangers!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Stranger: hiii :)
Stranger: there
Stranger: :) f 18
Stranger: belgium
Stranger: how about u
You: Look at me I'm going to say something stupid to impress some image board and make them think I'm funny
You: I'll say uncreative things other people have said thousands of times
Stranger: sweet :)
You: Boner
You: haha
Stranger: whats ur name
You: Watch my un-originality spread like a wildfire in a forest of dry leaves
You: My name is your mom.
Stranger: im robyn
Stranger: nice
You: Now I'll say something completely offensive to look like a jerk, and in term attempt to make people respect me on said message board.
You: You're a stupid whore.
Stranger: i'm too bored wanna cam
You: Now I'll disconnect and edit it out making it look like you disconnected
You: Seeya
You have disconnected.
..... so... was this real or was this a message to all of us that you disprove of us having some fun?
ONTOPIC:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: this was a triumph
Stranger: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
You: it's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Stranger: Aperture Science
You: we do what we must
Stranger: because we can.
You: for the good of all of us
Stranger: Except the ones who are dead.
You: but there's no use crying over every mistake
Stranger: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
You: and the science gets done
Stranger: And you make a neat gun.
You: for the people who are still alive
Stranger: I'm not even angry.
You: i'm being so sincere right now
Stranger: Even though you broke my heart.
You: and killed me
Stranger: And tore me to pieces.
You: and threw every piece into a fire
Stranger: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
You: now these points of data make a beautiful line
Stranger: And we're out of beta.
You: we're releasing on time
Stranger: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
You: think of all the things we learned
Stranger: for the people who are still alive.
You: go ahead and leave me
Stranger: I think I prefer to stay inside.
You: maybe you'll find someone else to help you
Stranger: Maybe Black Mesa
You: THAT WAS A JOKE!
Stranger: HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
You: anyway, this cake is great
Stranger: It's so delicious and moist.
You: look at me still talking
Stranger: when there's Science to do.
You: when i look out there, it makes me GLaD i'm not you
Stranger: I've experiments to run.
You: there is research to be done
Stranger: On the people who are still alive.
You: and believe me i am still alive
Stranger: I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
You: i feel FANTASTIC and i'm still alive
Stranger: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
You: and when you're dead i will be still alive
Stranger: STILL ALIVE
STILL ALIVE
You: we did it
Stranger: Give me a shout out
You: name?
Stranger: You got a funnyjunk?
You: no but i've heard of it
You: lolbot?
Stranger: Well, my username's mrhippie so post it on both of the sites. Anon can post now. :D
You: do you play minecraft?
Stranger: No... But I wannt to
You: my name's fred_da_kiko
You: it's the only name i use
i've been saying this for hours, finally someone got it.
