Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

[fred da kiko]

Stranger: lookin for a hot horny 13-16 year old female
You: HI
You: EW
You: THAT'S loving WIERD
You: NEXT

holy stuff...

[Ad Bot]

[Kobewarrior]

Yeah well I'm bumping.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i am not indian
You: Yeah well good for you.
Stranger: were are you from
You: I am from the land of the Ascii.
Stranger: where is that???
You: It's over the hills of Equestria, where all the Asciians live!
Stranger: wow never heard of it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Danny Boy]

Stranger: Anonymous is taking over omegle. Disconnect or get hacked.

You: COME AT MEH BRO

Stranger: SOMEONE FINALLY PLAYED ALONG!!!

Stranger: Huzzah!

[Skorpion]

Stranger: ok i ring 999

Britcigarette ringing 999. Oh so obvious.

[aludane]

Britcigarette

<---- British

[chaos 2]

You: HIDE ALL OF YOUR BASE

Stranger: hi

You: THERE COMEING

You: THE CREEPERS

Stranger: go ahead

You: dsadasdasdadadadsadasdadas

Stranger: hello

You: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOM

lol

[YayFun]

I made an epic female friend from omegle, of course neither of us was looking for a "happy ending" so now we are best friends on the interwebs.  Known her for months now.

[Jacob/Lee]

Bump.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hey.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Good, you?
Stranger: I'm alright!
Stranger: What's you're name?
You: Jacob, yours?
Stranger: Mia.
Stranger: So tell me about yourself?
You: Well, I like computers, I collect knives, multitools, etc. etc., I'm 6"1, live near Saint Louis...
You: I'm terribly bored
You: I have a bit of a headache
You: I am also watching House right now.
You: My dad works at a steel mill where it is hellishly hot usually
Stranger: Saint Louis!
You: Mhmm.
Stranger: How wonderful!
Stranger: How beautiful.
You: Yep.
Stranger: You're very tall.
You: I get that from my dad, he's 6"4
You: My mom is short, less than 5 1/2 foot.
Stranger: My Dad is 6'6! I am bored as well.
You: I've been messing with people on Omegle, when those horny guys ask for pics I give the characters from MLP
You: It's funny.
Stranger: I'm sorry about your headache.
Stranger: & you're father's working environment..
You: Yeah, luckily he isn't the menial labor.
You: He's an electrician there.
You: What about you?
Stranger: That is silly of you! :)
You: It is funny though. Kind of sad how many people do that though...
Stranger: What is your age? If I may ask.
Stranger: I'll be 17 in 2 months.
You: Prepare yourself...
You: 13, 14 in a month.
Stranger: Luckily! ;)
Stranger: Tell me about St. Louis!
Stranger: Or where you live near.
You: Well, I never venture there much, but from what I did it's pretty nice.
You: It has a really nice view of the river, the whole bank near the main buildings is covered in gardens and parks.
You: The arch is obviously very nice, you can see it from miles away.
Stranger: Do what?
Stranger: The horny thing?
Stranger: Oh it's disgusting.
You: Yeah.
Stranger: That's okay.
You: But anyway, a lot of the city is highways.
Stranger: There is a lag.
Stranger: There is a lag on this site.
You: I can't tell.
Stranger: I'm sorry does it seem like I'm not replying to you ? I'm just getting all your messages now in a bundle
You: I just assumed you were away for a bit.
Stranger: You're very mature for a 14 year old!
You: I get that a lot.
You: It almost constantly says you're typing though, can't tell if you really are or not.
Stranger: Wow you're really tall for 14
You: Yeah, I get that a lot too.
Stranger: Going into high school at 6'1 wow!
You: Probably taller.
You: I hope I reach 6'6, if I'm lucky.
You: I'd be fine with what it is now, though. I stand over many adult men as it is.
Stranger: You assumed I was away for a bit? ;) At 2:20 in the morning I was away for a bit? what could I have possibly been doing
You: You could be doing, well, anything! Anything you can do in your house, though.
Stranger: Sorry if things are spelt incorrectly or capitalized incorrectly, that's my iPod
Stranger: & it says you're typing constantly as well
Stranger: No I am not always typing haha
You: I'm not either, of course.
You: One thing about Saint Louis, the older, less maintained parts of the city really suck.
Stranger: you'll probably grow taller during HS yes
You: Yeah.
You: Grafitti, really old brick buildings, other buildings that look like they'd crumble if a stiff breeze came through etc.
Stranger: I'm good here though. :) on my itouch
You: I'm on a laptop
You: I'd prefer a desktop, but I'm stuck with this for now.
You: Saint Louis is a terrible city at times, my mom almost got abducted by a taxi driver years back.
You: Luckily, a random police officer at a barricade noticed she looked terrified and told both of them to get out of the cab.
Stranger: Yes islands do tend to have those parts
You: Islands?
Stranger: Have you ever been to Virgin Gorda?
You: Nope.
Stranger: What does that translate to anyway.
Stranger: I bet it's something unpleasant
You: What translate to what?
You: translates*
Stranger: I'm in bed
Stranger: so I'm on here
Stranger: dijfikndrdidhncid
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Jacob.
You: Yea?
Stranger: Hahaha that's awful but you put it in a funny way lol
Stranger: My mom got abducted lol.
You: Really?
You: That's... Awful...
Stranger: HELP MY MOM! SHE'S BEEN ABDCTED! the police would be like first get the stick out of your ass & talk like a man
You: No offense or anything, but I felt like I was talking to a bot for a second there.
Stranger: Im sorry the lag is so bad right now lol
You: You just spat out random gibberish a bit ago
Stranger: All I've received from you is: Islands? Nope.
You: Hm, you just randomly claimed STL was an island I believe.
You: Then you asked me what something translated to.
Stranger: Virgin Gorda, the island I was pondering what it translated to. I'm sure I've heard its translation before.
You: Google claims it translates to nothing, but I'm not sure if it's right.
Stranger: Yea? what? where are you in our conversation right now
Stranger: We're clearly lost.
Stranger: What's the answer to the universe again? I forget.
Stranger: Is it 72?
You: 42.
Stranger: No it's 42.
You: Okay, I'm starting to think you might be a bot.
Stranger: I'm exhausted.
Stranger: What's awful?
Stranger: Oh that I made fun of your vocabulary usage? Sorry.
Stranger: My sincerest appologies.
You: ...
You: What.
Stranger: I'm sorry. I'm wicked tired.
Stranger: No the 42 thing exists haha I wasn't making it up.
Stranger: I more wanted to go on omegle to find a nice omegle stranger who I could convince to get drunk.. but.. you I'm sure don't drink. you're like me
You: You must have some serious lag.
Stranger: stl?
Stranger: St. Louis?
You: Yeah.
Stranger: Oops. I did
Stranger: & it's a city

I didn't really understand any of that.

[Nickelob Ultra]

New feature:  Omegle Spy.  Either ask a question and watch two strangers talk about it or just talk, or be one of the people asked a question.

[Fireboy]

bump

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Complete the statement: Love is to love as Hunger is to ...
Stranger: hm
You: hmm
Stranger: hmmm
You: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Stranger: lol!
Stranger: hunger is to eating
Stranger: ?
You: yeah i think
Stranger: love= pleasure in love
You: love and hunger are feelings
Stranger: eating = pleasure in hunger
You: love and eating are verbs
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: woohoo
You: i think we got it
You: :D
Stranger: i was correct
Stranger: yay
You: yay
Stranger: me mememmeeme



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Is the other stranger a rapist?
Stranger 2: yay!
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: fear me
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: aw
Stranger 1: cuz i have a shotgun
Stranger 1: and its not in my pants
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[asablief]

Britcigarette

you're a richard

[Night Fox]

I QUESTIONED some people

"Should homoloveual people be permitted to marry?"

I'll post their conversation when they finish

[Jairo]

you're a richard

Agreed...

[nickbond1]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
How will you fix the deficit in the United States of America?
Stranger 1: i wont
Stranger 1: because i dont live here
Stranger 2: By making it a Chinese colony.
Stranger 1: you can suck my richard
Stranger 1: your rating is AA+
Stranger 1: HAHAHHA
Stranger 1: SUPERIOR AAA HERE
Stranger 2: feelsgood to be Canadian
Stranger 1: Yeah.
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 1: im not canadian
Stranger 1: im german
Stranger 2: I bet you didn't know what AAA ratings were before this week, though.
Stranger 1: thats true. i couldnt care less
Stranger 2: hurr
Stranger 2: It really doesn't matter, though.
Stranger 2: No difference.
Stranger 1: its a sign of the economy going down the stuffter.
Stranger 1: eventually it will
Stranger 2: It already was.
Stranger 1: that? that was nothing
Stranger 2: If that was your sign, you're a little slow.
Stranger 2: -and by "a little" I mean you're pants-on-head handicapped,.
Stranger 1: Aw, naw. I dont think so. Debt is still rising.
Stranger 2: Didn't I just say that.
Stranger 2: *?
Stranger 1: no, you didnt. You said it was already down the stuffter
Stranger 1: but its not because when its down the stuffter we would feel it
Stranger 2 has disconnected

[Shell]