Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.

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I don't like Omegle, sometimes it crashes.

I QUESTIONED some people

"Should homoloveual people be permitted to marry?"

I'll post their conversation when they finish
HERE

Stranger 2: Yess.
Stranger 2: Love is love man.
Stranger 1: Idc
Stranger 2: If heteroloveual people can marry, because of LOVE. So can homoloveuals.
Stranger 1: Are u religous?
Stranger 2: I can be.
Stranger 1: I spelled that wrong i kno
Stranger 2: No specific religion though.
Stranger 2: And it's alright.
Stranger 1: Well acorrding to god its a sin to do tgat
Stranger 2: Well, can I tell you something?
Stranger 1: A male should be with a female
Stranger 1: Yes
Stranger 2: The people who wrote that book, also said the worldwas flat and you would fall of the edge if you walked to far.
Stranger 2: So what does that tell you.
Stranger 2: Man also said Jesus was white.
Stranger 2: He lived in Jeruselum.
Stranger 1: K i wont argue
Stranger 2: The bible was writting by a bunch of hooligans who wanted to scare people into doing what THEY thought was right, grant it some of it may be true.
Stranger 1: Asl?
Stranger 2: But how can you believe in two people walking around naked, talking to a talking snake.
Stranger 2: Makes no sence.
Stranger 2: I'm 17 f.
Stranger 1: Asl
Stranger 1: Oh
Stranger 1: Im 17 m
Stranger 2: Yeah,
Stranger 2: Have a nice religious life.
Stranger 1: I kno the stories didnt reaply happen
Stranger 1: Some may did
Stranger 2: You talk like your 12.
Stranger 2: Good day.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

"Stranger 1 is now a wizard, fear he"

GETTING ON NOW
LET'S HOPE I FIND SOMEBODY WHO DOESN'T ASK ASL RIGHT OFF THE BAT!

three bots in a row...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: heyooooooooo
Stranger: whats ur asl, where u from?
You: yo MOMMAS HOUSE
Stranger: f 20
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: wanna see more of me? i cant show u pix on here tho
You: oh
You: another bot
Stranger: -snip (was a link to some site)-

Question to discuss:
Stranger 1 is now a bomb. Stop the bomb in ten seconds or it explodes!!

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 1: am I bomb?

Stranger 2: I think I am

Stranger 1: Okay

Stranger 1: I will cut it

Stranger 1: DIE!!

Stranger 1 has disconnected


This is awkward

Are one of you naked/half-naked?
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2: im not.
Stranger 2: oh...
Stranger 2: awks.
Stranger 2 has disconnected

at least he was honest

I like volunteering for the spying thing a lot more than normal stuff

This was not planned.


You: QUICK
Stranger: gi
Stranger: hi
You: YOU'RE IN THE WOODS
You: AND THERE'S A BEAR
You: HE WANTS YOUR FLESH
You: WHAT DO YOU DO
Stranger: RUN
You: YOU RUN
You: BUT TRIP ON A ROCK
You: A SNAKE IS IN YOUR FACE
You: WHAT DO YOU DO?1
Stranger: CRY !!! SHOUT !! HELP !!
You: YOU SCREAM
You: ATTRACTING THE BEAR
You: THE SNAKE BITES YOU IN THE EYE
You: WHAT DO YOU DO
You: ALSO
You: IN YOUR INVENTORY
You: YOU HAVE
You: ANTI-VENOM
You: AND A BEAR TRAP
You: QUICK DO SOMETHING
Stranger: USE THE BEAR TRAP
Stranger: AFTER THAT DRINK THE ANTIVENOM
You: THE BEAR GETS HIS LEG CHOMPED BY METAL
You: AND THE SNAKE IS ALLERGIC TO ANTI-VENOM
You: SO HE DIES AS YOU INJECT YOURSELF
You: BUT YOU MISTOOK THE ANTI-VENOM FOR POISON
You: YOU DIE
You: AND RESPAWN IN BLACK OPS
You: SUDDENLY
You: xX1337PWNAGEHALOKID1337Xx APPEARS
You: LEVEL 112
You: WHAT IS YOUR OPENING ATTACK
Stranger: I dont have any idea
You: HE WHIPS OUT HIS OVERPOWERED SNIPER
You: AND 360 NO-SCOPES
You: BUT MISSES
You: BECAUSE THOSE ARE IMPOSSIBLE
You: SO HE HITS A CAR INSTEAD
You: AND THERE WAS A NUKE IN IT
You: WHAT DO YOU DO BEFORE IT BLOWS
You: ALSO
You: NEXT TO YOU IS FREEDOME FRIDGE
Stranger: go inside the fridge
You: IT SMELLS LIKE CHEESE
You: BUT YOU FLY TO A BRIDGE
You: AND LAND ON SOME RAILROAD TRACKS
You: A TRAIN IS COMING
You: QUICK WHAT DO YOU DO
Stranger: RUN
Stranger: are you a hero who saved my life ten years ago ?
You: yes
You: I FLY IN AND SAVE YOU
You: THE TRAIN EXPLODES FOR NO REASON
You: YOU WIN LEVEL -1
You: TIME FOR THE TUTORIAL
You: THE GOAL IS TO WIN
You: LEVEL 1 GO
You: YOU'RE IN A GIANT CHICKEN'S HEAD
You: NEXT TO YOU IS BRAIN
You: IN YOUR INVENTORY IS A BRAIN CONTROLLER
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lulz

how do you volunteer for spymode?

how do you volunteer for spymode?

Wait for it to ask you. It usually only takes like 5 convos.

And also, lol.

how do you volunteer for spymode?
finish a conversation or two in normal chat, and it should give you the option below the usual message it gives you when you/your partner disconnects

Oh god lol, this question leads to some funny answers.