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Question to discuss:
is it better to have a big richard?
You: depensd
You: depends
Stranger: I don't think so.
Stranger: It can hurt for a girl.
You: if big is a mile long, no
You: like i always say, it's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean
You: "aka make her climax in like five minutes"
Stranger: It may seem nicer, but I've known many people that have had to go through surgery because their husbands had members too big for their holes.
You: eech
Stranger: Yeah.....
You: it feels good to be average then
You: 6 inches and proud!
Stranger: Yeah, definitely.
Stranger: Well, I'm a virgin girl.
You: oh, god, why are you on omegle
You: please don't stay here
Stranger: I only come on to troll most of the time.
You: oh
You: haha
Stranger: But I don't troll nice people like you.
You: :) yay
You: anyways
You: seriously, one person can't fight an ocean of stupidity
Stranger: One of the reasons I don't do love is because it sounds very painful for the girl, and overall, gross.
Stranger: Yes, I understand most definitely.
You: you're fighting instinct, you know?
You: and how old are you, then?
Stranger: 15 or so.
You: because you sound like you're .... oh you don't need to worry yet
You: give it another year or two
You: eventually, everyone who had cooties now has the love bug, it just takes a different time for each person
Stranger: Yeah, every once in a while I will feel...well...curious, but my self-control takes over.
You: self control? fighting what keeps the human race alive is good self control?
You: i mean, it's better to have it on your terms, but still
Stranger: Well, I'm in high school and I plan on going to get my Ph. D.
Stranger: I'd rather not have a kid, or receive STDs.
You: oh.
also pst condoms
Stranger: Most definitely.
You: stds are another issue
Stranger: But I don't want to get caught in an awkward relationship, either.
Stranger: And things just happen and the moment you start it gets bad.
You: all you can do, really, is look for some amateurs
Stranger: I mean, I have to spend my time working on school.
You: what's your field of interest?
Stranger: Physics.
You: theoretical or experimental?
Stranger: Astrophysics.
You: nice!
Stranger: Thanks!
Stranger: But, yes, I'd rather not have my education destroyed by love, and I most definitely don't want to have a very important hole stabbed with a stick too large for it.
You: i still feel like astro-(suffix) is the only field of science that can consistently wow, year after year, discovery after discovery. save for astrology
You: also, have you heard of vibrators?
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: But I don't like the idea.
You: hell, even springing for the lowly carrot
Stranger: I think it's desperate.
You: i really don't see how being satisfied on your terms in your own comfort is being desperate
You: but if that's what you think
Stranger: Well, love was meant for reproduction, not enjoyment, in the first place.
Stranger: I think it should stay that way.
You: ah, but humans, humans are the only species other than dolphins that do it from pleasure
Stranger: Yeah.
You: and you ... i really don't mean to sound offensive, but you're a total prude.
Stranger: Well, I am
Stranger: I think that love in young people is too much.
Stranger: I'd say at least wait until you're old enough to afford all the consequences.
Stranger: Condoms are expensive, especially with how much these people have love.
You: although, on second thought, being 15 and having your sights set on ANYTHING, let alone a graduate education, sets you miles above the rest
Stranger: Thanks.
You: so give it a couple years and let your life settle around
Stranger: I've actually skipped a couple grades. I'm a senior right now.
You: jesus balls
Stranger: Yup.
You: ok, since i'm pretty much "that guy who talks about how love is all natural and good man", and you're the one with a future, i think i'll leave that as it is
Stranger: Mkay.
Stranger: :)
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