Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.  (Read 183823 times)

I peref Cleverbot!

me: hey cleverbot!

Cb: Happy birthday!

me: what?

Cb: forget you i hate you!

Edit: i acutally tried this and it was fun.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2011, 12:10:16 PM by Tonkka »

I peref Cleverbot!

me: hey cleverbot!

Cb: Happy birthday!

me: what?

Cb: forget you i hate you!

Edit: i acutally tried this and it was fun.

Wrong topic, lol.

Wrong topic, lol.
He says Cleverbot is better than Omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: snake?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
Stranger: M or f?
You: GAHHH SPIDERS
You: HELP
You: GET
You: THEM
You: OFF
You: GAHGHGGHGHGHHJGHHGHGHGHLHGLHG HL
Stranger: I hav a big snake
Stranger: U m or f?

You have disconnected

Did he not realize that I was DEAD?

Use the Ask A question, it's so funny, I said DO you like love and Stranger 1 said yes and stranger 2 said sure, with my finance

Use the Ask A question, it's so funny, I said DO you like love and Stranger 1 said yes and stranger 2 said sure, with my finance
love with his Finance?


love with his Finance?

His accountant has got quite the rack, I hear.

Question to discuss:
WHOEVER LEAVES FIRST IS A LOSER
Stranger 1: hahahaahhaahahahahhahaha
Stranger 1: haahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger 1: haaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
What are 3 very embarrassing things about your love life?
Stranger 2: being single
Stranger 1: hi
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 2: hum
Stranger 1: i love young girls how old r u
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: you're lucky you're not in front of me
Stranger 1: yeaah
Stranger 2: i'd destroy ur face...
Stranger 1: why
Stranger 2: bastard.
Stranger 1: ok
Stranger 2: forgetin creep
Stranger 2 has disconnected



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
This is a challenge: Whoever leaves the chatroom first loses. WHO WILL HAVE THE WILL TO STAY LONGER?!!
Stranger 1 has disconnected
« Last Edit: October 30, 2011, 02:50:05 PM by Blaze0 »

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)
Stranger 2: wanna suck my snake?
Stranger 2: zoidberg would give awesome blow jobs
Stranger 1 has disconnected
Hmm...

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Why not Zoidberg? (V) (;,,;) (V)
Stranger 1: who is that
Stranger 2: Idk
You have disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: h¡!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: f?
You: Oh yes.
You: M?
Stranger: yes
You: Age?
Stranger: 22
You: 80
Stranger: forget urself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Ohohohohoooo.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: An other one? Then forget you to! :)
You have disconnected.
"And watch the sad amount of men trying to find girls"
« Last Edit: October 30, 2011, 04:13:05 PM by Timezbrick »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I've been waiting forever for you to get here! Try this cupcake I baked you! We're going to have lots of fun today!

Stranger 1: NO

Stranger 2: K

Stranger 1: I TOOK IT

Stranger 2: poison it?

Stranger 2: with AIDS

Stranger 1: THEN I THREW IT ON THE GROUNNDDD

Stranger 2: and use poo instead of chocolate

Stranger 2: and CHEERS

Stranger 1: DO I LOOK A LIKE A CHARRITY CASE?

Stranger 2: u look like a hoe-moe

Stranger 1: IM NOT A PART OF YOUR SYSTEM!

Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Props to Stranger 1.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
first stranger to leave is a roostersucker

Stranger 2 has disconnected

-snip-
Copied for the hell of it.

#1

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 1: you suck on it of course
Stranger 2: You deserve to have your snake bleeding.
Stranger 2: Everyone knows you masturbate with an oyster can.
Stranger 1: o___o
Stranger 1: ill keep that in mind
Stranger 1 has disconnected

#2

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 2: Oh My GoG
Stranger 2: gO tO a HoSpItAl
Stranger 2: stuff
Stranger 2: :o(
Stranger 2 has disconnected

#3

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 1: elder berries!
Stranger 2: get a knife
Stranger 2: that'll help
Stranger 1: watch twilight
Stranger 1: once your done
Stranger 2: masturbate some more
Stranger 1: you wont even have a snake anymore
Stranger 2: actually, go get a cat
Stranger 2: the smell of tuna will repulse it and it will wash your snake for you
Stranger 2: thus clearing away any bacteria for infection
Stranger 1: lol you know cats mouths are spetic right
Stranger 1: septic*
Stranger 2: i was being sarcastic
Stranger 1: a dog works much better
Stranger 2: my cat murders for tuna
Stranger 2: as in she will rip your hand off
Stranger 1: o i wasn't
Stranger 2: but yes i did know that ;)
Stranger 1: yay
Stranger 1 has disconnected

#4
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
Stranger 2: hahhahhah eat stuff
Stranger 1: neosporin
Stranger 1: and a band aid
Stranger 1: derp
Stranger 1: like he's never cut his richard before
Stranger 1: I remember when I was 15
Stranger 2: yeah ^ this guy knows whats going on
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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Question to discuss:
Help! I cut my snake how do I stop the bleeding!? I was masturbating with a tuna jar and cut myself.
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Stranger 1 has disconnected

Question to discuss:
I masturbate with my wedding ring.
Stranger 2: puny richard xD
Stranger 1: you got a small richard