Author Topic: Omegle : Talk to strangers! And see the sad amount of men trying to find girls.  (Read 183918 times)

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
One of you is secretly a rapist
Stranger 2: *looking at you stranger*
Stranger 1: YESHHH WELL imma creep BEAR THOUGH
Stranger 2: I like skulls
Stranger 1: BUT,.... Close enogh
Stranger 2: do you have a variety of interests?
Stranger 1: Yes I like to rape little kids...
Stranger 2: okay we're done
Stranger 2 has disconnected



You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
SKyrim SKyrim SKyeimw daw ulyawjhgbuvblaw
Stranger 1: Do you think burqas should be illegal in the US. yes/no
Stranger 2: No.
Stranger 2: Such a regulation would contradict the 1st amendment.
Stranger 2 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Do you like pancakes?
Stranger 2: i like richard
Stranger 1: lol
Stranger 1 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
This is an intelligent question.
Stranger 1: What if I am is you were being
Stranger 1 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My dad is playing Skyrim and won't let me on the Xbox, what do? :(
Stranger 1: cruel world
Stranger 2: and stupid
Stranger 1: kill yourself
Stranger 1 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
SUDDENLY A FIRE BREAKS OUT IN YOUR HOUSE. WHAT DO YOU DO?
Stranger 1: take my xbox
Stranger 2: take my laptop
Stranger 1: look the fire directly in the eye and finish
Stranger 2: forget the fire's mom
Stranger 1: talk about carpet burn
Stranger 2: talk about stuff stains
Stranger 2 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
STRANGER 1 IS A friend
Stranger 2: OP is a monday.
Stranger 1: ??
Stranger 1 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
STRANGER 2 IS ALSO A friend
Stranger 2: haha
Stranger 1 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
STRANGER 4 SEEMS TO HAVE DISAPPEARED
Stranger 2: ?? Say what ??
Stranger 2 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE THIRD STRANGER?!
Stranger 2: HE DIED IN THE FIRE
Stranger 1: It's you bro
Stranger 2 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
WHORES THE LOT OF YOU
Stranger 1: yes
Stranger 2 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
you're all computers
Stranger 2: I know.
Stranger 2 has disconnected




You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
MY LITTLE PONY MY LITTLE PONY LA LA LA LA MY LITTLE PONYYYYYY I USED TO WONDER WHAT FRIENDSHIP USED TO MEAN LA LA LA LA
Stranger 2: omg
Stranger 1: really?
Stranger 2: Apple cider
Stranger 2: I think
Stranger 2: sooo long ago
Stranger 1: Apple Jack I think
Stranger 2: there you go
Stranger 1: They made a new show btw
Stranger 1: MLP friendship is magic
Stranger 1: apparently it's good
Stranger 1: I just have no interest in it
Stranger 1: ciao
Stranger 2: bye
Stranger 2: then
Stranger 1 has disconnected
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 02:15:09 AM by Jacob 123456789 »

So I uh... accidentally hit my friend in the face last night and I think he's still unconscious. I'm not sure if I should just wait it out or bring him to a hospital.
Stranger 1: Bring him to a hospital you idiot.
Stranger 2: yea
Stranger 2: wtf, dumb-richard

I love trolling people on Omegle.

EDIT:

Question to discuss:
So I'm 15 and I'm pregnant. how 2 abortion
Stranger 2: Twinkle twinkle little whore, your at school not Jersey Shore. You are a slut, and a mess, now get your self a longer dress,,,

What Stranger 2 said was pasted immediately. What a perfectly fitting thing to say.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 02:09:51 AM by steve5451 »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
The other stranger is conspiring to kill you. Tell me how you plan to counter their attack.
Stranger 2: 15/f/canton, NY/reid lalonde. i liek wizards, mutant cats, looking 4 bffsies 4everz
Stranger 2: i don't want 2 kill u
Stranger 2: just talk
Stranger 2: maybe about wizards
Stranger 2: gosh their cool
Stranger 1: ill knock
Stranger 1: if im there ;]
Stranger 2 has disconnected

Sorry, I stole some of your part, mega, but it was too much to resist :D

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
15/f/canton, NY/reid lalonde. i liek wizards, mutant cats, looking 4 bffsies 4everz
Stranger 1: [ I love you. ]
Stranger 2: I have no hope for society anymore.
Stranger 2: this question.. omg.
Stranger 1: [ Can't wait for the update. ]
Stranger 2: WUT UPDATE.
Stranger 2: omfg.
Stranger 1: [ Seriously. I wanna see Bro. ]
Stranger 2: SEE WUT THO.
Stranger 1: [ Like seriously, forget...]
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
15/f/canton, NY/reid lalonde. i liek wizards, mutant cats, looking 4 bffsies 4everz
Stranger 1: I LIKE BIG BUTTS
Stranger 1: ANDI CANNOT LIE
Stranger 2: me tooo!
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
15/f/canton, NY/reid lalonde. i liek wizards, mutant cats, looking 4 bffsies 4everz
Stranger 1: K
Stranger 1: IM NOT THE 1
Stranger 2: Obviously not grammar.
Stranger 1: BYE
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
15/f/canton, NY/reid lalonde. i liek wizards, mutant cats, looking 4 bffsies 4everz
Stranger 2: 7/m/alterniia down two 2kullforget
Stranger 1 has disconnected


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Question to discuss:
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Stranger 2 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
15/f/canton, NY/reid lalonde. i liek wizards, mutant cats, looking 4 bffsies 4everz
Stranger 1: EWW
Stranger 1: JUST GOT THIS Q
Stranger 2 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Your conversation will be posted on the Blockland forums. We are taking a survey of how many idiots are on this site.
Stranger 2: you're the biggest idiot f all
Stranger 1: never heard of it brah
Stranger 2: bruh me neither!
Stranger 1: no way
Stranger 1: mista internet man ova here
Stranger 1: talkin about fake sites
Stranger 1: no way
Stranger 1: not once not neva
Stranger 1: go back to ya friend teepee
Stranger 2: this guy's a forgetin cigarette i swear
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Your conversation will be posted on 4chan. We are taking a survey of how many idiots are on this site.
Stranger 2: oh god
Stranger 1: Hey there Anons.
Stranger 2: so much of them
Stranger 1: You're all cigarettes.
Stranger 1: You forgeted it up with Project Chanology.
Stranger 2: like this one
Stranger 2: perhaps
Stranger 1: Yes, I'm an idiot.
Stranger 2: nah
Stranger 1: Feel free to add a tick to that side on the survey.
Stranger 2: it's not funny if you admit it
Stranger 2: they won't
Stranger 2: see you later stranger
Stranger 1: See you
Stranger 2 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Your conversation will be posted on 4chan. We are taking a survey of how many idiots are on this site.
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 1: ha
Stranger 2: hi 4chan how are you
Stranger 1: hello from tumblr
Stranger 2: ruling the interwebs and such
Stranger 1: wish you were here
Stranger 1: actually we dont
Stranger 2: oh sup
Stranger 1: motherforgeters
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Your conversation is being watched by over one thousand people right now on a livestream. You can watch it later on Youtube as the video entitled: "WTF is Omegle?"
Stranger 1: Poor people
Stranger 2: YES
Stranger 1: They will be traumatized
Stranger 1: Then again this is the internet
Stranger 2: WANT TO BE FRENDS
Stranger 1: Oh please no, I don't want to be associated with this guy
Stranger 2: IAM NOT A GUY
Stranger 2: IAM YOUR DADDY BITCH
Stranger 1: Whatever. You have failed to demonstrate any reasonable amount of intelligence. Have a good day
Stranger 1 has disconnected


You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Your conversation is being watched by over one thousand people right now on a livestream. You can watch it later on Youtube as the video entitled: "WTF is Omegle?"
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 1: Is that so?
Stranger 2: lets give the people what they want
Stranger 1: What do they want?
Stranger 2: tap dancing
Stranger 1: I see
Stranger 2: i hope you brought your awesome
Stranger 1: Lol this must be a boring video
Stranger 2: lets make it interesting
Stranger 1: Hmm
Stranger 1: But how?
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 2: asl?
Stranger 1: 15 M USA
Stranger 2: name?
Stranger 1: yourself?
Stranger 2: 17 f usa
Stranger 2: Nicole ;)
Stranger 1: Josh
Stranger 2: ok josh describe to all the homos out there about your homoloveuality. josh likes men everyone
Stranger 2: he likes it in the buttt=
Stranger 1: It's true
Stranger 1: I especially like it when Nicole shoves her hairy, tailpipe sized rooster in there.
Stranger 1: touche ;)
Stranger 2: u know it
Stranger 2: i think u eat babies too
Stranger 2 has disconnected
« Last Edit: November 13, 2011, 02:45:43 AM by Jacob 123456789 »

My argument with a handicap

Question to discuss:

Who would be the only person a 14 year old guy would trust?

Stranger: I'm not a teenage guy so I can't say

Me: I am :3

Me: I guess it would be my gf

Stranger: Wow, you're 14 and you have a gf

Stranger: You must seriously be in love since your 14 and all

Me: Dude, wtf? I was speaking hypothetically

Stranger: Oh, you have a hypothetical girlfriend, even better (Clearly does not know what "hypothetical" means)

Me: loel cigarette

Stranger: I'm a girl so that doesn't work (What is she expecting? Sudden white knighting?)

Me: loel bitch

Stranger: Shut up you idiot

Stranger has disconnected.

Code: [Select]
Question to discuss:
First one to disconnect loves meatspin
Stranger 1: Whats meatspin

Stranger 2: what's meatspin

Stranger 1: olol

Stranger 1: to google

Stranger 2: let me google it

Stranger 1: EW

Stranger 2: oh fucj

Stranger 1: OH GOD

Stranger 2: disconnect buddy

Stranger 2: do it for me

Stranger 2: sacrifice is cool

Stranger 1: No dude, I'm a girl. AND I DO NOT WANT THAT

Stranger 2: damn

Stranger 2: im a dude

Stranger 2: that makes me like it even les

Stranger 2: s

Stranger 1: Well I don't like it anymore than you

Stranger 2: ok I'll do it for u

Stranger 2: take breath

Stranger 2: uf

Stranger 2: harder decision ever

Stranger 2: GERONIMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Stranger 2 has disconnected
I was laughing so hard

Bump. Let's see some good ones.

You: hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You: monday monday monday monday monday
Stranger: Hey Micheal Jackson
You: I GO FROM BLACK TO WHITE
You: You: monday monday monday monday monday
You: Pin 200
You: Im 200% monday
You: You: monday monday monday monday monday
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Male17:)
You: STAR TREKKING ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hi female here...
Stranger: hellooo...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL I got a great one


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!
Stranger: rock
You: Dragon :)
You: I can't burn rock :(
Stranger: ughhh you win :/
Stranger: ya you can
You: It gives me earth urn :(
Stranger: just not enchanted armor
You: What lol
You: Oh enchanted armor
You: Yes
You: I would like to have some enchanted armor in Minecraft
Stranger: lol i dont speak geek haha
You: Cuz I'm a geek brother
Stranger: brother please
You: monday monday monday monday monday
You: IM 200% monday
Stranger: stuff holmes
Stranger: calm your stuff
You: monday GET YO FAT AS ON DA BOET BEFO I KICK IT INTO IT
You: DONT MAKE ME TAKE YOUR KFC AWAY YOUNG MAN
Stranger: you be a crazy ass brotherh stuff
You: yah and I got a uh...
Stranger: chill baby
You: Actually I am a 79 year old man
Stranger: nice talking to you then veteran
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Maboi
Stranger: Hi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey there ;)
Stranger: asl
You: Lisence and registration please.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: asl please
Stranger: 21m
Stranger: u ?
Stranger: ?
You: So the turbo shaft to the bridge is 21 meters up... Hmmm, that should be up about 7 decks. I suppose that places us on deck 7 section 24 of the starboard junction in the saucer section of the federation starship USS Enterprise D.
Stranger: asl ?
You: Any suggestions, lieutenant?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: I AM A BETA 5 COMPUTER CAPABLE OF brown townYTICAL DECISIONS.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: LIBRARY COMPUTER... ACTIVATED.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: This is Captain Jean-Luc picard of the Federation Starship Enterprise!
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Space. The final frontier...
You: These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise...
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« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 01:18:21 PM by Planr »

Stranger: are u a naughty girl ? add me on msn olcay324@hotmail.com ( horny male here


sub him to gay research :D

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger 2: hi
Stranger 1: oh damnm
Stranger 2: are you a female stranger or a male stranger
Stranger 1: female strannger tht has a question
Stranger 2: ok ?
Stranger 1: what does insignificant mean
Stranger 2: totally useless
Stranger 2: doesent matter
Stranger 1: oh.!
Stranger 1: god im dumb
Stranger 1: !\i so knew tht!
Stranger 2: how are you?
Stranger 1: im going top bed night
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
This sectence is false
Stranger 1: bullstuff
Stranger 2: *boom splode
Stranger 1: brah
Stranger 1: divide by zero
Stranger 2: don't think about it don't think about it
Stranger 1: cuz u r handicapped
Stranger 1 has disconnected

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
YOU ARE NOW PLAYING DWARF FORTRESS, THERE ARE GOBLINS OUTSIDE
Stranger 1: love
Stranger 1: rooster
Stranger 2: Eat them
Stranger 1: do they have roosters?
Stranger 2: Yup
Stranger 1: sizes?
Stranger 1: better be 3inches
Stranger 1: or smaller
Stranger 2: Average but some goblins roosters are huge
You have disconnected.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 01:54:07 AM by Cybertails1998 »

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Do you support the national socialist cause?


Stranger: does it look like im a skinhead lol


You: Yes


Stranger: your ignorant then


You: No u


You: Join our cause


Stranger: what is it?


You: Kill jews


You: They stole our moneh


Stranger: lol they are better than you


Stranger: Jews > national socialists


You: I belive you've got that arrow backwards, son.


Stranger: thats why yall suck richard and lost WWII


Stranger: im not your son


You: no u


Stranger: Jews > national socialists


You: <


Stranger: Jews > Monkeys > Bugs > Rocks > stuff > national socialists


Stranger: lmao


You: Completely backwards


Stranger: not at all


You: Yes completely


Stranger: see you aren't even intelligent enough to formulate a decent come back


Stranger: how am i supposed to support that. LOL


You: Just go back to looking for gay research on Omegle


Stranger: ha go back to your unsuccessful bout at finding lonely insecure friends to join your tea party


You: Tea is a rather girlish nourishment.


Stranger: which is why you enjoy it!


Stranger: lol


You: Think what you might, national socialists are superior!


Stranger: lol what country are you from


You: Indonesia


Stranger: i hope your a troll because if anyone really acted like this they are destined to get run over by a bus or something


You: *snort snort*


Stranger: indonesia is a piece of stuff country lol


Stranger: I am from America, ever heard of it. It's the country where our Elite rule the world. We boss countries like yours around...


You: I guess you didn't get the *snorrt Snort* as a sign of a troll.


Your conversational partner has disconnected.







My snake fell off after masturbating with a spaghettios can. How do I get it back on?


Stranger 2: super glue does the trick


Stranger 1: or duck tape.


Stranger 2: meh.. sometimes it doesn't work


Stranger 2: especially if you have pubic hairs..


Stranger 2: ouch


Stranger 2: that's why I shave ;D


Stranger 1: depends how big the object is .


Stranger 2: and I don't have a richard :)
« Last Edit: January 10, 2012, 02:13:35 AM by Spectrum2 »



Love that sight. 
Makes me feel good about myself to lie about every characteristic about myself to a trusting person in Poland or something.