Eh, cut me some slack. I've been up since 5 this morning. Adjective and noun. That's even worse.
And I didn't say that they need stupid sounding names to e cool, but it would help easy identification. If two random things on the internet have a name like Afgoufhk then it would be obvious they have to be the same person, or a person that liked the name on one forum and uses it on another.