Do your best to write a story with your eyes closed under 60 seconds.

Poll

In regard to the audio renditions:

Best one: 1. THEDS stuffTY CASKTLES
22 (12.5%)
Best one: 2. ADRENALINE
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 3. "AXIS"
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 4. "BLUE CHEESE"
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 5. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTALOPE AND HIS FRIEND MR WIGGUMS
12 (6.8%)
Best one: 6. "COOKIES"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 7. THE MINER AND THE MAGIC WOODFISH
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 8. "DARK PLACE"
5 (2.8%)
Best one: 9. FRIGGIN' DRAGONS
29 (16.5%)
Best one: 10. THE GIANT
3 (1.7%)
Best one: 11. SPACE CATS
11 (6.3%)
Best one: 12. "MT. PANTS"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 13. "STUPID EMO LAWN"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 14. "IKETHEGENERIC"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 15. "PHYCO_MAN57" "ƒΩ©ƒç∆¨¥¨®¥¨´†®∑´®œ∑´œ"
13 (7.4%)
Best one: 16. JOHN THE TIME TRAVELING ANTELOPE RETURNS BUT WHERE THE HELL IS RMR WIGGUMS?
6 (3.4%)
Best one: 17. THE FOOD GIVING CRCIA
2 (1.1%)
Best one: 18. "ONCE UPON A TIME"
4 (2.3%)
Best one: 19. "2OLLUX"
9 (5.1%)
Best one: 20. "FABLES OF THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING IN IT"
6 (3.4%)

Total Members Voted: 176

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sepxlode =/= loveplode
no matter how many times you read them, they're not the same.
unless you're insane
don't you dare pull that card
its lame

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons. "This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

That seems very familiar to "Half-life: Full life consequences"...

That seems very familiar to "Half-life: Full life consequences"...
that's because it was written by the same guy

Once upon a time, john freeman was talking to gordon freeman. Freemans are nice, thought john freeman. He loved to be a freeman and loved himself. Then Gordon freeman died and then john freeman went to go die too when mr. evil pants showed up and said LOL U NO GET MONEYS! and shot john in the mouth
John then decided it was time to jump off a cliff and then the final boss came and saved him and said your cool so i save you
the end

One day there was a man who had no life. We call him dan, the homo. This is because he is stupid. He has a girldfirend, her name is Danny. I hate her. She is a stupid loving butch. The ecnd. I didn't time myself. D:

ONES DAY lieettle boy had secksh with laydbs and got aids andsoel diedhf nd then he died agian rhwand  juu failekdn ndhbdfhlfh

first one was funny
the second one was depressing and unfortunately you're disqualified
three was just... no
well yeah i can say that it was stupid, disturbing and creepy

this one time I was over at my friends house, when I went to the bathroom, while I was in the abthroom his mom, sister, and every other moderately young female fammily member ga\came into the bathroom and we had xexorz

do I win?

Asdf version.

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Now for the translated version.

There once was a man who could fly. He choose to die because he could fly.

once there were spaceships and a man went on the specaship to go outsiode the galxyyu and have a soecg humens we go aoutside the halxy then hw went outside the halxy and there were ALIONS and he bat the alions so hard they crys

inthing the man just died becuasen his compnexploded

waht i wanted: I think the man just died because his comp exploded