Confessions you'd only tell strangers

[Nethog]

I have no gender.

[Ad Bot]

[Qwepir]

I think Axe Cop is the best comic on the internet

[Acid]

The voices tell me I have no confessions to make.

[indyjones]

i was ded at 5

[Demitiri]

I sleeped with my mom till I was 9.

was 8 for me

[Demitiri]

My best friend once ate a half-eaten waffle he found in the bin

you sure that wasn't you eating that waffle?

[Makingblah]

I make richard jokes with girls all the time. Its good fun.

I did that to one my best friends lol.

[Jubel]

I died by getting hit by a rampant witch.














LOL REFERENCE

[Makingblah]

Oh, there's actually one thing I can say.

I sing to myself all the time, and can be and want to be completely self sufficient in some random forest if my life doesn't work out the way it should. That way, I'll always have something to look foward to.

[JamestheLeet]

I enjoy causing pain to other people.
I enjoy attention.

[steve5451]

I have a small snake but i think it is normal because im in my early teen years.

Great way to get laid, buddy.

[Ghøst]

I've always wanted to play the Banjo...

[Makingblah]

Great way to get layed, buddy.

Laid.
Not layed.

[steve5451]

Laid.
Not layed.

Oh, thanks.

[The Doctor]

Yes, I copied this from IbanZ.

I participate in a only lego gaming community,

I have never seen half of my friends

Bow-Ties. Legos. Are. Cool.

Meh, I have like 4 freinds.