Author Topic: Garry's Mod: The new silly loading screen  (Read 4360 times)

In recent updates, Garry changed the loading screen and he also added in humorous stuff below the logo to look at while it loads, one of the lines i saw while it was loading was this



Feel free to post anything funny you've seen while Garry's Mod was loading

Man, I wish I had Had Half-Life 2 so I could get Garry's Mod.

Anyway, is there reculating spines?

Man, I wish I had Had Half-Life 2 so I could get Garry's Mod.

Anyway, is there reculating spines?
You need ANY source game so any game that is on the orange box

Man, I wish I had Had Half-Life 2 so I could get Garry's Mod.

Anyway, is there reculating spines?
No, but there IS "Unreticulating splines"

Some others I've seen are:
-Reducing the lifespan of Alyx
-Bathing Father Grigori
-Polishing Kleiner's head
-Breaking Source Engine




"Unwelding Boxes.",
"Charging Toolgun.",
"Breaking Addons.",
"Stuffing Ragdolls.",
"Unreticulating Splines.",
"Refuelling Thrusters.",
"Unknotting ropes.",
"Painting Barrels.",
"Feeding Birds.",
"Bathing Father Grigori.",
"Decoding Lua's syntax.",
"Re-killing Alyx.",
"Calibrating Manhacks.",
"Cleaning Leafblower.",
"Reconfiguring Gravity Matrix.",
"Growing Watermelons.",
"Mowing Grass.",
"Plastering Walls.",
"Inflating Balloons.",
"Taming Physics.",
"Calling Sleep( 1000 ); ",
"Unfreezing The Freeman.",
"Patching Broken Update.",
"Styling Mossman's Hair.",
"Reducing lifespan of Alyx.",
"Polishing Kliener's Head.",
"Delaying Episode 3.",
"Changing Physgun Batteries.",
"Breaking Source Engine"

Reminds me of The Sims

Unreticulating Splines is from sims and simcity

what does calling sleep mean



Hey guys, how's it goin'.


too bad you can't use it.

Yeah, I know, it loads for like half a second...
...and there's no scroll bar.

But still, it's pretty cool how you can change the loading site.