Jesus's Computer (Thread reincarnation)

[Kiddeh]

Jesus's Minecraft world spans 565,712,358,687,465,476. times the surface area of Jupiter.  Give or take.

Jesus's Minecraft world doesn't have the nether.  It has heaven instead.

In Jesus's Minecraft world, when creepers sizzle, an angelic choir sings.


That's all I got.

[Ad Bot]

[packersfan682]

Gabe Newell is his messenger and in a dream Gabe was told to make steam.


And so he did.

[BobSevenSevens]

He already Has Half-life 2: Episode 5 on his computer.

[HellHound]

Jesus has Half life 10.

[Madmitten]

jesus uses steam to chat with the disciples
jesus' blog talks about what he did on earth

[PowerDag]

Jesus has surround sound that literally surrounds him at 360 degrees at all three dimensions. In other words, he's sitting in three rings of speakers, angled perfectly with each dimension.

[plad101]

he has a minecraft save file of heaven! (literally he built heaven on a save)

[PowerDag]

he has a minecraft save file of heaven! (literally he built heaven on a save)

Anyone can build Heaven on a save.
But only Jesus can make it expand forever in a matter of minutes.

[Madmitten]

jesus makes babies in gmod

[PowerDag]

jesus makes babies in gmod

Anyone can make babies in Gmod.
But only Jesus can make a baby that's actually a BABY, not just a doll.

[Madmitten]

Anyone can make babies in Gmod.
But only Jesus can make a baby that's actually a BABY, not just a doll.

thats what i meant but whatever
jesus DIRECTS research when he watches it

[ultimamax]

Jesus can play any game and make any mod of it whenever he wants, and it will have no bugs.

[Xalos]

Jesus's encryption is so powerful that any other computer trying to use the algorithm spontaneously combusts.