10/10 would buy
I really need to start working on more comics. The last one I did was a quick, two-day excursion called "The Depression of a Doodle", in which a man is depressed because he was born with a special condition called unodimensionalism, which isn't actually mentioned in the comic.
Anyway, he is depressed. So he hears about something that could cure his decision and take him to the next dimension, therefore making him multidimensional, which makes him happy and fixes his problem.
He's a truck driver, and he's in Rachel, NV, near Area 51. He hears 'Dale's Garage' and immediately sets out to find the real Dale's Garage. But he thinks it may be in Area 51, and that's his worst fear.
So he goes to MiT and pays out of his ass (he'll never be back) to take a multidimensionalism class, which will teach him about all the things he needs to do. It still won't get him a good job, nor does it get him any closer really, but it works.
He drives around and eventually finds Rachel again. He's looking around and keeps manually checking every single place, and there's still no result for this trip. He's about to give up, but he decides not to. (Yay!)
He goes into Area 51 and finds the Intra-Dimensional Machine (the Intra-D, as it's referred to by the neon sign). HOWEVER inside is just a sticky note that says "lol its fake".
Blah blah blah motivational stuff blah blah blah blah BLAHETTYBLAHJESUSCHRISTSOMUCH
BLAH, the narrator reveals himself as a sphere that wears a suit.
Yeah.
And the narrators like "but you're not depressed its fake its not a real condition blah, do you want me to keep babysitting you or do you want to make the right choice. heres the machine. ill let you decide"
"Our hero" picks the machine. He goes in the machine.
And Doodle-Land, a dimension of course, does indeed suck donkey nipple titties' starfish juice.
