I think you're just an attention seeking bitch to be quite frank.
:D
I'm not technically OCD. And by 'technically' is everybody says I'm OCD because I'm brown town about my surroundings (thank you for wording that for me :D) and have weird mental games but I've come to learn I'm really not actually.
But anyways, have you ever tried rephrasing your sentences to get the same amount of proper nouns and improper nouns?
Or played the 24 game, but substitute 10 for 24 and figure it out with random numbers you see throughout the day?
Thought I'd put a few ideas in your head ;)