Richard Stallman DOES NOT APPROVE OF UBUNTU.
"what you are referring to as linux is in fact the kernel, gnu..."
"what you are referring to as a xerox machine is in fact a copy machine, xerox..."
"what you are referring to as aspirin was a brand owned by the Bayer corporation prior to world war I, the correct name is acetylsalicylic acid..."
"what you are referring to as an escalator was originally a trademark of the Otis Elevator Company, what you mean to say is a staircase-like conveyor-based pedestrian transport system..."
please kill me now