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I love it [/pervertface]
stuff you guys are weird

Author Topic: Your mental sicknesses  (Read 22708 times)

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oh my god, I'm trying not to laugh and wake up all my family...and MY FACE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

oh my god, I'm trying not to laugh and wake up all my family...and MY FACE IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
Oh yeah, imagin how awkward it was to tell my mom that I almost had love with one of my best friends.

i stepped on a rat then it exploded into guts.

Oh yeah, imagin how awkward it was to tell my mom that I almost had love with one of my best friends.
Did she died?

Did she died?
No.
i stepped on a rat then it exploded into guts.
I almost did that. I was riding my bike to 7-11 and all off a sudden dead rat out of nowhere. I practically shat myself as I dodged it.

Exactly how bad is this 'tokyo mewmew' anyway?

found it around age 8
then i did newgrounds at age 9
then i found funnyjunk at age 12

Found newgrounds at 8
Found research at 10

Doing dangerous stuff, like jumping from tall trees, from rooftops, free running, alot of stuff. And I said free running because I go in the city and free run over, right by and under moving cars, I barley go under them unlessthe car is not moving, I am facing the front of it, or if the cars bases is far from the ground, like a bus or something.  Also I like doing stupid stuff to peoples cars, I throw soda cans under their cars whenthey are driving by or I do a funny looking knee dance while shouting like a wookie.  I remember one time I threw a soda can under someones car and they ran it over.  It made a popping sound and then they stopped and the guy came out and said "what in the hell?"  I said back "OWNED SON!!!! /funny knee dance"  Guy:  "You MOTHER loving KIDS!!!!!"/drives towards me and my friend.  Me: "starfish!  GO forget YOUR GOD DAMNED WIFE BASTARD" Guy: "GO TO HELL YOU HUDLUMS!!!"  Me "/talks like black guy THIS AINT THE loving HUD MORON! THIS IS A LITTLE loving TOWN IN CITRUS COUNTY" Guy:  "GO SNIFF DOPE starfish!" Me: "MAYBE I WILL YA OLD BASTARD!". Fin..



I am either sensing sarcasm or truth.
mass sarcasm because that story is a lie
either you exaggerated ALL of it
or lied about most of it

mass sarcasm because that story is a lie
either you exaggerated ALL of it
or lied about most of it

The only thing that was exagerated was the sniffin dope and the caps, and him trying to run us over.  We just had words in the middle of the road.

The only thing that was exagerated was the sniffin dope and the caps, and him trying to run us over.  We just had words in the middle of the road.
and you saying owned bitch

also, im going to laugh hard when you break your legs.

and you saying owned bitch

also, im going to laugh hard when you break your legs.

Laugh, because I broke my left ankle twice, my arm once, and my right once.

Sometimes... I dream about cheese.