Norm the Genie

[pocketrocket300]

He wishes for your demise at the hand of your son.

I wish for a brand new guitar.
Oh stuff epic bump.

[Ad Bot]

[Mr Man]

You get one but it has no strings
I wish for an omelet, with a fork, a knife, a plate, with cheddar, bacon, all with no trace of poison and that only I can eat or even touch.

[Mr Man]

This is getting boring *Sucks up norm with smoof vac*

[Skateaton]

Mr Man gets a huge slap to the face.

[-1 Up]

You get one but it has no strings
I wish for an omelet, with a fork, a knife, a plate, with cheddar, bacon, all with no trace of poison and that only I can eat or even touch.

You get it, but it disappears, then reappears...

Right behind you.

http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Backstab


I wish for a wish that let on that it really wasn't a wish but really was a wish that was pretending to be a spy because he really was a spy that worked for intelligent cows that let on that they were wishes but really weren't because they were red spies.

[Mr Man]

You dont get it


I wish that this thread got more wishes

[nickbond1]

But then it didn't.

RIDDLE ME THIS BATMAN, WHAT IS 1 DIVIDED BY 0?

[LordCutlerBeckett]

You can't divide by 0 you goof.

I wish I had a heart.

[Mr Man]

Granted but it fell out and rolled away


I wish you could divide by zero

[Altered]

Wish granted, but everyone but you can.

I wish for Norm to get a toothless pet alligator.

[Dnitro]

Granted but it eats you with it's dentures

I wish for a wish to know what i should wish for other than a wish that wishes what i should wish for?

[-1 Up]

Granted, but after a bit of thinking about what the wish should whih for you, it becomes sapient, wonders why it takes orders, then conjures a killer robot.



I wish for more sapient life in the universe!

[LegendZ]

Granted, but they take over our planet and make us slaves in asteroid mines.

I wish that this wish has a loophole.

[BlockoCrafter]

The wish becomes:
The below sentence is a lie.
The above sentences are truths.

I wish for Chuck Norris.

[-1 Up]

He gets teleported to you...

While he was talking to Saxton Hale about manliness.

He is angry.

He backs you into a corner, then Saxton Hale arrives.

For the sake of you readers, I opted not to include a picture.

I wish for a cyan brick.