Norm the Genie

[Jenxas]

it is not edible
i wish for my cards to continue to be ripped and soaked

they continue to be ripped in soaked
I wish for a deck of cards that are ripped and soaked

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

you dont get anything

[LeetZero]

they continue to be ripped in soaked
I wish for a deck of cards that are ripped and soaked

You get a deck of cards that are painted and soaked in sperm.

I wish for Blockland.

[Shadowed999]

You get a free roblox account


I wish for a dog

[LeetZero]

You get a cat.

I wish for Shadowed's dog.

[Shadowed999]

You get Shadowed and his cat instead.


I wish for a Bugatti

[Alex Man!]

you get a rapist that is going to invade your house at night


I wish for some waffles.

[Mister Cheese]

You get some, but you realize they are not in front of you. You look in a nearby pit and see them burning in lava. Burnt waffles anyone?


I wish I had a copy of Half Life 2 Episode 3 that is not wired to explode, appears in my hands, the disc in the game cover, and for nothing to happen to it that would cause it or me harm.

[kanew2000]

Episode 3 has no data on it,which means it's just a blank disc.

I wish for my posts to make more sense,and to be more intelligent.

[LeetZero]

You get banned.

I wish for a dozen emoticons on my snake.

[Shadowed999]

You get a vagina with a troll tattoo.    I wish for a red cat

[Trymos]

You get a blue cat.

I wish for all my good dreams to come true!

[blockhead55]

You get a blue cat but its microscopic and you cant see it.
I wish I my pellet gun that I ordered would come today to my front door step.
Derp

You have no dreams.

I wish for nothing.
I hope no one finds any exploits on this one.

[LeetZero]

You get nothing, which is something, so, you get something.

I wish for an burger.

[Shadowed999]

You get a hotdog.




I wish I wasn't so tired right now.