Author Topic: Norm the Genie  (Read 22668 times)

you get it but its empty

i wish for a pet DRAGON

It ate you, sadly.

I wish.

You get a clone of yourself.

I wish for a hover car.

It only floats on pavement.

I wish for a Genie.

You get a lamp.

I wish for a Lamp. A normal lamp.

granted but it has no power cord so you cant use it

i wish for some shoes

You get old worn out shoes.

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

Nothing good happens either. However, someone on the other side of the globe than you is now a multi quadruploniare.

As I can't wish infinite wishes or more wishes, I wish for infinite genies so I get infinite wishes. Problem?

Yes, all the genies are on vacation and you were sent gypsies instead.


I wish for.

You get an vowel.

I wish to be assassinated.

You get an vowel.
You also get G-national socialist'd.

I want a variable that will bring no harm towards any living thing, or cause any chemical reaction in the universe.

You get a variable which does not do anything at all.

I want the ability to want something.

You get what you want.

I wish I had the power to reduce everything to nothing.

granted but it only works for 10 seconds at a time

^^ no wish?

i wish madmitten had wished for something