Norm the Genie

[(Hit Man)]

You get a wish

I wish for a wish that can wish it's own wishes!

[Ad Bot]

[D.A.C.K]

You're out of wishes.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[Madmitten]

You're now a fish.
oh wait you forgot to jump in water before making your wish, and now you die of no water.


I wish i had a super incredible gaming computer

[LeetZero]

You get a paper which says "a super incredible gaming computer".

I wish for a paper which says "a super duplicatoriablenichelidonirel oapinotarolikocksi gaming computer".

[Medicat]

You get a piece of paper that says "NU >:C"


I Wish for That New Pc ive been waiting over 3 months for

[PowerDag]

You get exactly what you want, except it's broken beyond repair.

I wish for a perfectly good apple pie in a perfectly good pie dish, both lukewarm. And that the pie was fresh.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, but it gets stolen then eaten by a hobo infront of you.

I wish for another genie to grant me moar wishes. 

[Kingdaro]

The other genie comes, is disinterested, and floats away.

I wish Minecraft wouldn't get all weird when I do Shift+F2.

[D.A.C.K]

I wish Minecraft wouldn't get all weird when I do Shift+F2.

Now it gets all wierd when you do Shift+F3.

I wish I wouldn't have any more homework.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, you now have housework.

I wish someone would like me.

[StarDust]

Someone already does <3
I wish Mecha would stop being stupid.

[LeetZero]

Wish granted, he stopped, now wish this for the other idiots on this world.

I wish for a huge donut up my butt mouth.

[Medicat]

You get an....
     
                            ASS CAKE :3

                I Want my Nuke :3

[D.A.C.K]

You get an....
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I Want my Nuke :3

You get your nuke, but it spawns above you and you explode when it falls on you.

I wish for no housework or homework.

[Col. Burton]

skin made out of wood.

wood be awesome

You get to work outside and at school.

I wish for an un-exploitable wish.