Norm the Genie

[IkeTheGeneric]

You can't take it off


I wish for that I had no wishes since all they bring is trouble

[Ad Bot]

[NickTheSushi]

Your wish isn't granted. Remember? You wished for no wishes.

I wish I could kill a bear with my bare hands.

[IkeTheGeneric]

You can't do anything else with your hands


I wish for a small piece of string

[Menen]

You can't do anything else with your hands


I wish for a small piece of string

You get a small peice of string, but its tied around your finger cutting of circulation.


I wish my hair was a natural brown

[Scarpelt]

You get a head covered in feces matter!

I wish I had a pet

[masterockets]

You do, but it is too small to see!

I wish for a fork

[Frenchfrie]

The fork is rusted and carries disease.






I wish for a Monkey with a Fez who makes cool remarks and rides on a unicycle.

[ultimamax]

He makes 100 cool remarks per second, driving you insane.
I wish for Norm to find a loophole in this wish.

[Frenchfrie]

He makes 100 cool remarks per second, driving you insane.
I wish for Norm to find a loophole in this wish.

He never grants it due to being overloaded with other wishes.


I wish for the power to shape-shift and make things out of thin air using my mind. (Women, animals, forks, etc...)

[slimabob]

Granted, but now all you can think about is yourself and a cow.

I wish for 300,000,000 goldfishes that are on fire to rain from the sky. I do not care if I die or anyone else.

[M]

They rain from the sky over the Bermuda Triangle, and nobody notices.

I wish for a towel.

[Jasa 12265]

The towel is dirty.

I wish I had $19.95.

[Medicat]

You recive A ticket

I wish for My damn new pc

[slimabob]

You get a pc from hell, bent on killing you.

I wish for a cow.

[LeetZero]

You get a bull.

I wish for a thousand of more wishes.