Norm the Genie

[Jasa 12265]

It's so heavy you fall over.

I wish I could fly.

[Ad Bot]

[Dj Smash]

You fly so high you hit a vaginaboob and fall.


I wish for a cookie that is with chocolate chips and it appears in my hand not forgeted up in any way at all

[MaximumMack]

You get it but some fat man stole it.


I wanna sapper.

[slimabob]

You get a bunch of tree sap

I wish for an un-exploitable wish.

[Space Guy]

You just used it.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

[nienhaus1]

You just used it.

I wish for the ability to grant my own wishes.

You get your wish but you mess up and send your self to mars and die.
I wish for a genie that did not mess up my wishes.

[NickTheSushi]

You get your wish, but he's deaf and so he can't hear or see your wishes!

I wish for a can of paint.

[Jokey365]

the paint appears upside down above your head, covering you in paint.

I wish to see the sea!

[Jasa 12265]

You see it and salt water splashes in your eyes.

I wish China caught on fire.

[Skyra]

The fire is then put out.

I wish I never meet Norm the Genie.

[Pliny]

Granted, but you meet a pretentious twat instead, who follows you around.

I wish for 4 oranges.

[masterockets]

You get 4 paintcans of orange

I wish for a prism

[nienhaus1]

Granted, but you meet a pretentious twat instead, who follows you around.

I wish for 4 oranges.

It falls on your head and explodes, you die.

I wish for Mnt. Dew to be un-banned

[ultimamax]

All the genies die the second they appear

I wish for maple syrup to be in my mouth FOREVER!

See posts like this?
Nono.
It can't just be "hurp it disapers when it gomcs"
it has to exploit a loophole.

[NickTheSushi]

It falls on your head and explodes, you die.

I wish for Mnt. Dew to be un-banned

Granted, but then he gets banned again!

I wish for a set of armor that couldn't be penetrated by anything.