Author Topic: Norm the Genie  (Read 22808 times)

you turn into a old rotting corpse

I WISH LIFE WAS A GAME :C

you die three times and get a game over because you get roostery

I wish for a unicorn :3

you get a unicorn, up your butt

i wish for a wish that has cupcakes and no loopholes

You get a cupcake. Then the muffin truck that gave you it runs you over 'accidentally'.

I wish for nothing to go wrong.

You have two wishes left


I wish for me to go back into time and force myself to wish to go ahead in time and stop myself from forcing myself to wish for that

Your head explodes.

I wish I could loving be better at stuff.

You are now better at stuffting.


I wish i had a cookie in my hand.

You get cookie inside your hand

I wish I couldn't wish.

Your wish was cancelled because you can't wish.

I wish for a pet rock named Tom.

It's a boulder and it falls on you.

I wish I could wish a wish where nothing goes wrong but I still gain something out of it.

You could have wished that, but you didn't.

I wish for another wish where nothing goes wrong but I still gain something out of it.



I wish fork.
Fork in the eye.
Easy as that.

I wish for infinite wishes!

Spoon,

I wish for a rocket launcher


you have zero wishes left.

I wish I could wish for wishes for something to wish for that gets something from wishing for more wishes