Norm the Genie

[Dnitro]

I have no idea what Burt's saying, so.
You get no home work, so it's all at school. and lots of it.

I wish for Homefront.

[Ad Bot]

[Col. Burton]

You get a picture of a house's front lawn.

I wish for Infinite currency that's in perfectly good condition that is room temperature and is in a bank truck in-front of me that's not going to be stolen and I had the keys for the truck.

[Scream.]

You get a picture of a house's front lawn.

I wish for Infinite currency that's in perfectly good condition that is room temperature and is in a bank truck in-front of me that's not going to be stolen and I had the keys for the truck.

You drop the keys and they fall into the sewer grates below, unable to be retrieved.

I wish for a can of air.

[Col. Burton]

You get a can of Anti-Matter.

I wish for an un-exploitable wish with no loopholes.

[lordfeline]

You get a can of Anti-Matter.

I wish for an un-exploitable wish with no loopholes.

norm has an anuresim at the mere mention of such a thing. game over.

[TheKhoz]

(Ignoring above post)

You get absolutely nothing.

I wish for a protein smoothie.

[Xinakam]

You get a glass of Protein pills... (Without any milk)

I wish for a crappy dell laptop that the sound is broken and the L key is missing.

[TheKhoz]

You get exactly that, except the motherboard is fried.

I wish for the Salty Spitoon.

[lordfeline]

you get the stupid bouncer who stands outide the salty spitoon.

i wish for the power to legally enslave other people in the usa.

[Medicat]

You get your wish, cuz i approve :3


I Want An Asscake

[Madmitten]

you get a dismembered ass with icing on it


I wish I had a gaming computer

[Sefou]

You get a stupid crappy gimmicky overpriced meh computer in a stupid-looking case.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

[Madmitten]

You get a stupid crappy gimmicky overpriced meh computer in a stupid-looking case.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

you get a board full of new keys that dont open any doors

I wish i had a nice quality comfortable microphone compatible with my computer

[pocketrocket300]

You get a nice quality comfortable microphone compatible with your computer...
...but you can't use it because it has no instructions on how to set it up.

I wish for all the games in the world.

[Kilser]

You get every game in the world.
Only to have to sell them all because you break your systems and you don't have enough room.

I wish for stuff in a tolit. TO TRICK YOUR FRIENDS.