Norm the Genie

[Clone v.117]

you get it but its empty

i wish for a pet DRAGON

[Ad Bot]

[LegendZ]

It ate you, sadly.

I wish.

[MillCzarr]

You get a clone of yourself.

I wish for a hover car.

[BlockoCrafter]

It only floats on pavement.

I wish for a Genie.

[Sabbin]

You get a lamp.

I wish for a Lamp. A normal lamp.

[Clone v.117]

granted but it has no power cord so you cant use it

i wish for some shoes

[pocketrocket300]

You get old worn out shoes.

I wish for nothing bad to happen.

[LeetZero]

Nothing good happens either. However, someone on the other side of the globe than you is now a multi quadruploniare.

As I can't wish infinite wishes or more wishes, I wish for infinite genies so I get infinite wishes. Problem?

[Deus Ex]

Yes, all the genies are on vacation and you were sent gypsies instead.


I wish for.

[LeetZero]

You get an vowel.

I wish to be assassinated.

[BlockoCrafter]

You get an vowel.

You also get G-national socialist'd.

I want a variable that will bring no harm towards any living thing, or cause any chemical reaction in the universe.

[LeetZero]

You get a variable which does not do anything at all.

I want the ability to want something.

[LegendZ]

You get what you want.

I wish I had the power to reduce everything to nothing.

[Madmitten]

granted but it only works for 10 seconds at a time

[COOKIEZ]

^^ no wish?

i wish madmitten had wished for something