Norm the Genie

[kanew2000]

You get a diamond....

...made out of melting plastic.

I wish for there to be no problems with my Source games.

[Ad Bot]

[Moriarty]

there are no problems anymore
but then you see that they are deleted off your pc in the way to fix the problems 

i wish for a flaming torch
also if it were in space, darn
also if it were drenched in water, darn

[kanew2000]

there are no problems anymore
but then you see that they are deleted off your pc in the way to fix the problems 

i wish for a flaming torch
also if it were in space, darn
also if it were drenched in water, darn

it's drenched in space water,darn

I wish for the torch to be relit.

[LeetZero]

Your torch is relit with uranium, you die.

I wish to die.

[Brickarms]

you live
i wish for a condo

[Frenchfrie]

You rent a condo but never make it there.

I wish for a perfect cookie on a plate in my hands at the perfect temperature.

[Fireboy]

The cookie appears, but your hands are cut off and hold the plate in another country.

I wish for team fortress 2 to work on my pc.

[Frenchfrie]

The cookie appears, but your hands are cut off and hold the plate in another country.

I wish for team fortress 2 to work on my pc.

It works but your PC combusts into violent flames after two minutes as the heavy.

I wish for a  living beautiful asian prostitute with no  diseases in my room sitting on my lap attatched to my body.

[Brickarms]

It works but your PC combusts into violent flames after two minutes as the heavy.

I wish for a  living beautiful asian prostitute with no  diseases in my room sitting on my lap attatched to my body.

granted, but he/she is always talking and you explode
i wish for a dad

[Timezbrick]

You get a dad but he hits you all the time

I wish The Orange Box, Portal 2 and Garry's mod +CS:S

[Blobeh]

You get a dad but he hits you all the time

I wish The Orange Box, Portal 2 and Garry's mod +CS:S

You get it, but its for whatever gaming system you don't have.

I wish for everything in my life to go how I would like it to.

[Brickarms]

it does
exept you delete system32.exe

I wish for a 5$ bill

[Moriarty]

you get a bill for 5 dollars that you dont have

i wish to get a deck of cards
and not a deck as in patio kind of deck
a deck, as in 52 cards
just 52 and they are normal weight
not on fire
not in space
on my lawn
not on fire
no one stealing it
it visible
everything is perfect
and i can see it
and i have nothing taken from my body
or anyone put on my body
and its in a titanium safe that i know the combination to
and if i forget its written in erasable marker on my hand
that the marker is safe and not poison
and that im okay
and i dont die
and nothing happens to the deck of cards
and nothing happens to me
and nothing besides the deck of cards in the safe
and nothing happens to the safe
and the safe is okay and not stolen

[Gangster]

You get 52 cards,all ripped up and soaked.
I wish for a sandvich.

[Moriarty]

You get 52 cards,all ripped up and soaked.
I wish for a sandvich.

it is not edible
i wish for my cards to continue to be ripped and soaked