Norm the Genie

[oromis]

Wish for something, but be cautious, the genie may forget up your wish!


Example:

OP: I wish for a cold drink!

Poster 1: You get a cold refreshing glass of poison

I wish for ___

etc.



I wish for a bowl of cereal!

[Ad Bot]

[Messes]

You get dried oats

I wish for a new gaming headset w/ mic

[Scarpelt]

You get Postal 2

I wish for a bigger snake

[kanew2000]

You get a snake so large it gets so heavy you have to buy a new pair of pants.

Only they don't have any size as big as that.


I wish for a book.

[Pulchritude]

You get a kick in the balls.

I wish I was a real boy.

[kanew2000]

You are a real boy,with skin made out of wood.

also with log bones and vine muscles

I still wish for a book.

[Menen]

Your doing it wrong.


In the Fairly Odd Parents, Norm exploits loopholes in your wish.


Example, Timmy wishes for an Omelet, and Norm gives him an omelet without a plate or fork to eat it with

[Jokey365]

I wish for a girlfriend

[kanew2000]

Your doing it wrong.


In the Fairly Odd Parents, Norm exploits loopholes in your wish.


Example, Timmy wishes for an Omelet, and Norm gives him an omelet without a plate or fork to eat it with

he has a point.

[JamestheLeet]

I wish for a girlfriend

You get a mentally handicapped girlfriend.

I wish for an omelet, with a fork, a knife, a plate, with cheddar, bacon, tomatoes, and bell peppers, all with no trace of poison.

[kanew2000]

You get all that,but Norm eats it the second it appears.

I wish for a cookie.

[Night Fox]

You get an omelet.
Except it's five thousand miles away in some hungry dude's kitchen.
Aw damn, Kane.
You get a cookie.
Except it's five thousand miles away in some hungry dude's kitchen.

I wish for there to be less corny jokes.

[Blaze0]

The genie mistakes corny jokes for good jokes and all good jokes are gone forever.


I wish I had BLID: 0

[Kalphiter]

I wish I had what I wish for.

[morningstar]

You get you wish.

I wish I was a real boy (you had to have seen that coming)