Norm the Genie

[plad101]

you get it, it was a fat lady who wants to marry you

i wish for NOTHING!

[Ad Bot]

[xbox 360 fan]

you get it, it was a fat lady who wants to marry you

i wish for NOTHING!

You get Something.

I want a neverending supply of Resses Penut Butter Cups.

[NickTheSushi]

You get Something.

I want a neverending supply of Resses Penut Butter Cups.

You get just that, and then you drown in all the glorious Butter Cups.

I wish for a poooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ony.

[Pliny]

You get a headless one.

I wish I  hadn't found Norm's lamp, or any genie at all.

[Xalos]

P-P-P-PARADOX!

I wish the AP hadn't made a paradox.

[Menen]

He didnt cause a paradox. You lost a wish.


I wish my keyboard wouldn't malfunction

[Kalphiter]

Granted, but the USB port breaks

I wish that the above poster made a flawless wish

[Menen]

Granted, but the USB port breaks

I wish that the above poster made a flawless wish

My Keyboard doesnt plug into a USB, bro. So its flawless


I wish for the ability to breath underwater and on the surface

[Joker Card]

Wish granted, but you lose your nose

I wish for water in a glass cup.

[Menen]

Wish granted, but you lose your nose

I wish for water in a glass cup.

Granted, but the glass appears at eye level and falls to the ground, where it shatters and sends splinters of pointy glass into your shins


I wish for Shin Guards

[JAW959]

You get shin guards, two full size armored guards that cling to your shins and kill anyone that approaches your shins.

I wish for a crossbow

[NickTheSushi]

You get a crossbow. A bow that shoots crosses.

I wish for a good game.

[Dnitro]

You get a good game that doesn't work.

I wish for a puppy.

[Frenchfrie]

You get a crippled puppie who needs care. He makes you cry almost everytime you see it.


I wish for this stain to get off my jacket.

[Jokey365]

The stain is gone but now there is a NEW stain right next to where the old stain was

I wish for my own metal gear :3