Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell (Read 42319 times)

pinkpanther · March 04, 2011, 08:02:17 PM

2:06 Walks over to car theft/dealer and punches in the face. K/O

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seargent227 · March 04, 2011, 08:07:48 PM

2:08 Gets in smart car and runs over everyone trying to buy it

SeventhSandwich · March 04, 2011, 08:23:22 PM

25:25

Gabe Newell taks big pooo

seargent227 · March 04, 2011, 10:35:24 PM

2:30 Run out of Toilet paper (uh oh)

Frostbyte · March 04, 2011, 11:01:16 PM

2:35 Phones Robin Walker to buy more and a Cheeseburger.

Anti-Block · March 04, 2011, 11:18:36 PM

2:40; Delays Half-Life 2 Episode 3 again.

seargent227 · March 04, 2011, 11:36:21 PM

2:45 Eats Hamburger

LeeroyBlockhead · March 05, 2011, 12:04:00 PM

2:50

Release EP3 open beta.

Delays EP3 more.

Eat a pizza, and somehow get slimmer.

Boosts EP3 release time from Delay by four months.

Legodude77 · March 05, 2011, 12:56:29 PM

3:00
Gabe Newell works on Portal 2 and messes it up thus pushing the release date to July 14.

hotshot87 · March 05, 2011, 02:09:23 PM

3:01 Gabe Newell delays all his games to 2012

The Corporation · March 05, 2011, 02:15:31 PM

I'm laughing so freaking hard right now reading this..it hurts man, it hurts.

3:79-Grabs a calculator and divides by zero.

ipodmemorizer55 · March 05, 2011, 02:42:17 PM

I'm laughing so freaking hard right now reading this..it hurts man, it hurts.

3:79-Grabs a calculator and divides by zero.

Waht. I never knew there were 79 minutes in an hour!

4:08- Gabe blows up. The end

Frostbyte · March 05, 2011, 04:12:57 PM

I'm laughing so freaking hard right now reading this..it hurts man, it hurts.

3:79-Grabs a calculator and divides by zero.

Ya me and my friend were to! Btw he said im really good with fourm games XD

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4:09 Gabe is transported somewere.

Legodude77 · March 05, 2011, 04:42:53 PM

4:10
Gabe finds himself surrounded by Asians.

Frostbyte · March 05, 2011, 04:44:42 PM

4:11 Gabe asks for fried rice and eggrolls