Author Topic: A day in the life of Gabe Newell  (Read 41192 times)

7:32

Gabe make a REAL TF2 Update

7:33

Gabe includes cat ears and tails in the TF2 update and LeetZero begins to play TF2 again.

6:30 Gabe wakes up from a dream remembering that he isn't in charge of the Team Fortress 2 Development Team. He's just a silly CEO.

6:30 Gabe goes back to sleep noticing the time.

11:26 Gabe wakes up and faps, realizes he can't reach his richard and goes on Steam.

12:02
Gabe makes a game.

12:02 Gabe Is Beaten Up By Niko Bellic

12:30

Gabe implodes into his own star fish

12:36
Gabe respawns in his office.

12:45

Gabe makes a game called Trololololololol Guy: The Video Game.

2:30 - 2 years later

Gabe releases Trololololololol Guy: The Video Game.

2:46 - 2 more years later

Gabe actually releases Trololololololol Guy: The Video Game.

2:46 - Even 2 more years
Gabe cuts Trolololololol Guy: The video game and takes it off steam.

2:47 - 2 more years and a minute later

 Gabe discontinues the half life franchise. (Still hasn't released HL2:Episode 3.)

2:48 - 2 more years and two minutes later and now for all eternity.

Gabe kills himself.